The Best 19 Snowflake Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snowflake jokes. There are some snowflake christmas jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snowflake snowman puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snowflake Jokes and Puns

There was a lady with 3 sons, named Rain, Snow and Brick

Rain asked his mom, Why is my name 'Rain'?
Because a raindrop fell on your head when you were born.
Then Snow asked his mom, Why is my name 'Snow'?
Because a snowflake fell on your head when you were born.
Then Brick asked his mom, NYANYANYANYA

Maria had 3 children, snowflake, sand, and brick.

One day snowflake goes to her mom and asks her: Mom, why am I called snowflake? Then the mother replies: Because when you were born, a snowflake fell on your head. The next day goes Sand and asks: Mom, why am I called Sand? And the mother replies: Because when you were born, a small grain of sand fell on your head. The next day goes brick and asks: gyefagcxheufrhd

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

Snowflake joke, Why was the young snowflake so upset?

If someone calls me a snowflake one more time...

I'm going to melt down.

How are snowflakes and people similar?

It's hard to drive when they're piled up on the road.


snowflakes are like vaginas...

each one unique...

and I like them on my tongue..

Three kids named Raindrop, Snowflake and Brick are in school on the first day.

Three kids named Raindrop, Snowflake and Brick are in school on the first day. The teacher asks Raindrop "Why is your name Raindrop?"

"Because when I was born, a raindrop fell on my head."

Then she asks Snowflake "Why is your name Snowflake?"

"Because when I was born, a snowflake fell on my head."

Then she asks Brick "Why is your name Brick?"

"Muuuhggaahhh!"

Snowflake joke, Three kids named Raindrop, Snowflake and Brick are in school on the first day.

If life gets you down, remember: you're a special and unique snowflake.

Just like everyone else.

How do you melt a snowflake?

Take a knee

A father and his daughters

One day a girl asked her dad, "Daddy, why is my name Rose?" to which the father replied, "Well, Rose, after you were born, a rose pedal landed on your head, so we named you Rose." His other daughter then asked, "Daddy, why is my name Snowflake?" to which the father replied, "Well, Snowflake, after you were born, a snowflake landed on your head, so we named you Snowflake."
"hurrerrerehr" "Shut up, Cinder Block,"

My girlfriend is a special snowflake

She's cold and flaky.

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You are as special as a snowflake...

... just a microscopic and transient blip, indistinguishable in a colorless, homogenous mass that covers the earth.

What do you call an Eskimo who's never on time?

A snowflake.

As a millennial snowflake, if I can't win,

I at least expect a ribbon for precipitation.

What do you call a Social Justice Drag queen who calls himself a proud snowflake?

Frosted Flakes

How Did the Millennial Know Xe Was a Special Snowflake?

Xe got a precipitation trophy.

Snowflake joke, How Did the Millennial Know Xe Was a Special Snowflake?

What do you call an obnoxious millennial?

A: An Abominable Snowflake

What setting does a special snowflake internet feminist use on her clothes dryer?

Tumblr dry.

What is white and flies up?

A retarded snowflake


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snowflake frosty jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working snowflake petal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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