The Best 53 Snowden Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snowden jokes. There are some snowden aleutian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snowden whistleblower puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snowden Jokes and Puns

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

A tip for Snowden.

Apparently he is traveling all of the world but if you never want to appear in front of an American judge there is only one place to go...

Guantanomo bay

Why was Edward late for work at the NSA?

He was Snowden.

Snowden joke, Why was Edward late for work at the NSA?

Why was Putin late for dinner with Obama?

Because he got Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...


Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

The NSA Agent

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Snowden joke, The NSA Agent

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

He was Snowden!

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

why does the NSA hate blizzards?

Because they get Snowden.

Why doesn't Boston like whistleblowers during the winter?

Because they always seem to get Snowden

Snowden joke, Why doesn't Boston like whistleblowers during the winter?

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They always get Snowden

Have you heard about Edward Snowden's brother Jon Snowden?

He knows nothing...


Edward Snowden just joined Twitter. Almost immediately he got more followers than the NSA.

Luckily for the NSA, they follow a lot more people than Snowden.

The NSA wants Edward Snowden to leave Russia.

NSA: Hey Edward, you should really come back to America so we can talk.

Edward: I can't. I'm Snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

The bad weather kept my friend Edward from going to work today

He's Snowden

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

[OC] Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

(I'll see myself out)

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

What do you call a Liberal dilemma?

Snowden hacking Hillary's files.

Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th.

"Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den."

Did you hear about the whistle-blower who couldn't make it home for Christmas?

He was Snowden.

What did Edward Snowden say when he bumped into Barack Obama?

Pardon me

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

What do you call a blizzard at NSA headquarters?

Snowden

Living in Russia...

Living in Russia in the winter, you're already snowden.

Why couldn't he whistle blower leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden!
Get it? Snowed in? Snowden?

Ahh...you'll get it tomorrow.

Why couldn't Edward go to school?

because he was Snowden.

Quick Snowden

Transition into a woman

What do you call it when you can't leave Russia cause it's precipitating under 32 degrees?

Snowden

Why was Edward stuck in Russia?

He was Snowden

What's the difference between the Northeast and the FBI?

Only one of them has been able to get Snowden.

Why wasn't the CIA employee able to go home to visit his family for Christmas?

Because he was Snowden.

What do you call a refugee in a blizzard?

Snowden

What's the difference between Snowden and snowmen?

The D

And snowmen won't leak the topsecret documents.

Where's the best place for Edward Snowden to hide?

Wallstreet. No one there ever seems to get prosecuted.

Why was the former CIA agent who leaked classified documents not able to leave Russia during the blizzard?

Because he was Snowden.

Why did the whistleblower wait until summer to move to Russia?

It doesn't really Snowden.

Why has Edward been in Russia so long?

Because he was Snowden.

What do Midwesterners have in common with Whistleblowers this week?

They're both Snowden.

Why can't Ed leave his place in Russia?

Because he's Snowden.

I guess half of America are whistle-blowers this morning

Cause we're all Snowden

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