Snowden Jokes
76 snowden jokes and hilarious snowden puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about snowden that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Snowden Short Jokes
Short snowden jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The snowden humour may include short snow jokes also.
- A tip for Snowden. Apparently he is traveling all of the world but if you never want to appear in front of an American judge there is only one place to go...
Guantanomo bay - [OC] Why does the NSA hate winter? Because they're not used to getting Snowden.
(I'll see myself out) - Why wasn't the CIA employee able to go home to visit his family for Christmas? Because he was Snowden.
- Did you hear about the whistle-blower who couldn't make it home for Christmas? He was Snowden.
- Where's the best place for Edward Snowden to hide? Wallstreet. No one there ever seems to get prosecuted.
- Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th. "Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den."
- Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard? Because they were Snowden.
- Why can't Ed leave his place in Russia? Because he's Snowden.
- I guess half of America are whistle-blowers this morning Cause we're all Snowden
- Why doesn't Boston like whistleblowers during the winter? Because they always seem to get Snowden
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Snowden One Liners
Which snowden one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with snowden? I can suggest the ones about blizzard and leaks.
- Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house? Because he was Snowden
- What did Edward Snowden say when he bumped into Barack Obama? Pardon me
- Why couldn't the American leave Russia? He was snowden
- Why was Putin late for dinner with Obama? Because he got Snowden.
- Why couldn't the man leave Moscow? He was Snowden.
- What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard? Snowd-en
- why does the NSA hate blizzards? Because they get Snowden.
- Why couldn't Edward leave Russia? He was Snowden!
- Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country? He was Snowden.
- What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard? Nothing, he's Snowden.
- Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work? Because he got Snowden
- Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia? Because he was Snowden.
- Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter? He was Snowden.
- Murphy–Snowden Law of Fluid Dynamics Everything leaks out eventually.
- Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter? He'll be Snowden.
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What funny jokes about snowden you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean winter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make snowden pranks.
Why was Edward late for work at the NSA?
He was Snowden.
Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?
Because he was Snowden...
What do you call a government whistleblower coughs in a blizzard?
Snowden
The NSA Agent
Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?
Because he got Snowden!
Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?
It didn't Snowden.
How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?
He got snowden.
What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?
I'm Snowden!
Why didn't Edward leave his house?
Because he was Snowden.
Why does the NSA hate the winter?
They always get Snowden
Have you heard about Edward Snowden's brother Jon Snowden?
He knows nothing...
Why couldn't the NSA go outside?
They were Snowden.
Edward Snowden just joined Twitter. Almost immediately he got more followers than the NSA.
Luckily for the NSA, they follow a lot more people than Snowden.
The NSA wants Edward Snowden to leave Russia.
NSA: Hey Edward, you should really come back to America so we can talk.
Edward: I can't. I'm Snowden.
Why is Edward still in Russia?
Because he is Snowd*en*
What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?
We're Snowden!
Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?
Because it's Snowden.
Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?
They got Snowden.
The bad weather kept my friend Edward from going to work today
He's Snowden
Why does Edward never leave Russia?
He's always Snowden.
What do you call a Liberal dilemma?
Snowden hacking Hillary's files.
Why cant Edward leave Russia?
Hes Snowden!!
What do you call a blizzard at NSA headquarters?
Snowden
Living in Russia...
Living in Russia in the winter, you're already snowden.
Why couldn't he whistle blower leave Russia?
Because he was Snowden!
Get it? Snowed in? Snowden?
Ahh...you'll get it tomorrow.
Why couldn't Edward go to school?
because he was Snowden.
Quick Snowden
Transition into a woman
What do you call it when you can't leave Russia cause it's precipitating under 32 degrees?
Snowden
Why was Edward stuck in Russia?
He was Snowden
What's the difference between the Northeast and the FBI?
Only one of them has been able to get Snowden.
What do you call a r**... in a blizzard?
Snowden
What's the difference between Obama, Trump, and a claustrophobic Eskimo?
Only the Eskimo doesn't want to get Snowden.
What's the difference between Snowden and snowmen?
The D
And snowmen won't leak the topsecret documents.
Why was the former CIA agent who leaked classified documents not able to leave Russia during the blizzard?
Because he was Snowden.
Why did the whistleblower wait until summer to move to Russia?
It doesn't really Snowden.
Your secrets safe with the NSA
They can keep a secret, just ask Snowden
Why has Edward been in Russia so long?
Because he was Snowden.
What do Midwesterners have in common with Whistleblowers this week?
They're both Snowden.
