The Best 7 Snowboard Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snowboard jokes. There are some snowboard czechs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snowboard dirtbag puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snowboard Jokes and Puns

How do you get a snowboarder off your front porch!?

Pay for the pizza...

I took a job as snowboard instructor but quit after a week

I quickly realised my career was going downhill fast.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 3: One to screw it in, another to film it, and a last one to say "sick turns brah!"

The Olympics

Austrians: We are the best in Super-G.

Swiss: Pfft, we are better than you.

USA: Shut up, we are the bestest!

Italians: Mamma Mia!

Czechs: Hold my beer and my snowboard.

What does a snowboard and a vacuum cleaner have in common?

You connect the dirtbag at 2 points.

(Told to me by a skier.)


My snowboarding career has really gone downhill.

What's the difference between a snowboard and a vacuum cleaner?

The way you attach the dirtbag

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snowboard dyson jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working snowboard skate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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