The Best 28 Snowblower Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snowblower jokes. There are some snowblower snowstorm jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snowblower snowbank puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snowblower Jokes and Puns

Dear Charlie, We've been neighbors for 6 tumultuous years.

When you borrowed my snowblower, you returned it in pieces.

When I was sick, you blasted Metallica.

And when your dog decorated my lawn, you laughed.

I could go on, but I'm not one to hold grudges. So I am writing this letter to tell you that your house is on fire.

Cordially, Harry

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming.

Snowblower joke, Why was the snowman smiling?

Why did the snowman smile?

He heard that the snow-blower was in town.

How to turn your dishwasher into a snowblower.

Hand her a shovel!


How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

Snowblower joke, How did the snowman get happy?

Why was the snow man so happy?

He heard the snowblower coming down the street.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard there was a snowblower in town.

What do you call an Alaskan prostitute?

A snowblower.

Why was the snowman excited?

He heard the snowblower was coming!

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What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

What's a snowman's girlfriend called?

She's a snowblower.

Why'd the snowman pull his pants down?

He saw the snowblower coming.

Why did the Snowman pull down his pants?

Because the snowblower was coming

Rib jokes?

My mom just broke one of her ribs shoveling snow. (Really mom? You're 60 years old, with a snowblower, with a husband who was literally 10 minutes away from coming home) Anyway, does anyone have any good jokes involving ribs? I know the Adam/Eve ones...any others?

Snowblower joke, Rib jokes?

What did the snowman want for Christmas?

A snowblower.

I turned my dishwasher into a snowblower...

...gave my wife a shovel

What do you call a hooker in winter?

A snowblower.


What do you call a gay snowman?

A snowblower.

Why was Frosty the Snowman so happy?

He heard the snowblower coming!

My wife asked me to teach her to use the snowblower..

I said, "How about we start with the vacuum".

Why was the snow man so excited?

Because the snowblower was coming!

What do you call an Eskimo prostitute who is out of business?

a broke snowblower

Why was the snowman happy?

Because the snowblower was coming.

(Just heard it from my colleague)

Why snowman ⛇ dropped his pants?

He heard that snowblower is in town

What do you call a snowman hooker?

A snowblower

Why did the snowman get happy?

He saw the snowblower coming.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snowblower icicle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working snowblower frostitute piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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