Following is our collection of funny Snow White jokes. There are some snow white coloured jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snow white flaky puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Furious, he demands the Secret Service investigate. A few days later, the head of the SS says Mr President, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we've done a dna test on the urine, and found the culprit. It turns out it's Mike Pence's. That traitor , shouts Trump. I'll have him hanged! Now, what did you say was the bad news? Well , says the SS chief, turns out it's Melania's handwriting .
Because it's white and settles on their land.
In an explosion.
Because it's white and settles on their land.
So, I went with 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'.
Finally: white people in Texas are having problems with ICE.
Because it's white and all over their land.
'Cause she kept sitting on Pinocchios' face singing 'tell me lies, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies'.
*Joke's from my Dad and his friend*
They exchanged numbers
Snow-white's hymen
It is white and settles on their land.
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The snow, dumbass.
I hate it when my black friend disappears in the dark,
My white friend in snow,
My Chinese friend in sand,
And my Middle-Eastern friend in drone strikes.
It's white and on their land
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
...because it is white and settles all over their land.
Happy left soon afterwards, so they started feeling grumpy
Because it's white and on their land.
At which point I was told to leave the local theatre adaption of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!
Snow whites cherry!
Happy gets out and she starts feeling a little grumpy.
Grumpy gets out and Bill Cosby gets in and she starts feeling a little sleepy.
Teacher: Write a short story. You have a strict 140-character limit.
Student: Once upon a time, Snow White lived with 139 Dwarves. The end.
Snow white's hymen
Happy got out, so she started feeling Grumpy
I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.
No one was happy.
...to see someone has peed "OBAMA SUCKS" in the snow. He asks the secret service to investigate. They come back and say, "sir we have bad news and worse news. The bad news is, Biden did it."
"What's worse than that?!" Says the president.
"Well sir, the worse news is, it was Michelle's handwriting."
Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.
Judge: So, you want a divorce because your wife is too moody?
Prince: No, I said that last night I came home and she was feeling Happy, and then she was feeling Grumpy, then she was feeling Bashful, then she was feeling Sleepy…
I lost my Muslim friend in an explosion.
So she started changing in front of the dwarves, then they had 7 up
- The first: "You know... my wife wants two children after seeing Hansel and Gretel"
- The second: "My wife instead wants seven children after seeing Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
- The third: "Umh I have to go, my wife is watching 101 Dalmatians".
"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".
Because she hates Apples.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snow white colored jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
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