Snow White Jokes
125 snow white jokes and hilarious snow white puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about snow white that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Snow White Short Jokes
Short snow white jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The snow white humour may include short snow blizzard jokes also.
- Needed a Password eight characters long:: So, I went with 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'.
- Record low temperatures causing snow and freezing all over the southern United States. Finally: white people in Texas are having problems with ICE.
- Why did Walt Disney fire Snow White? 'Cause she kept sitting on Pinocchios' face singing 'tell me lies, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies'.
*Joke's from my Dad and his friend* - Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week They exchanged numbers
- I hate it when.. I hate it when my black friend disappears in the dark,
My white friend in snow,
My Chinese friend in sand,
And my Middle-Eastern friend in drone strike. - What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil? Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
- Why do native Americans hate the snow? ...because it is white and settles all over their land.
- Snow White and the 7 Dwarves were all in bed feeling happy Happy left soon afterwards, so they started feeling grumpy
- Recently I felt Funny and came over Queasy... At which point I was told to leave the local theatre adaption of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
- What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White? Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!
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Snow White One Liners
Which snow white one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with snow white? I can suggest the ones about snow man and snow.
- Why do Indians hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.
- Why do native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.
- Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land.
- Why do Indians not like snow? It is white and settles on their land.
- Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and on their land
- Why do Aboriginals hate snow? Because it's white and on their land.
- Why do natives hate snow Because its white and it settles on their land.
- Snow White was in bed, feeling Happy Happy got out, so she started feeling Grumpy
- I watched a play with Snow White but only six dwarves No one was happy.
- I had to choose an 8 character password... So I chose Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
- Why does Snow White own an Android? Because she hates Apples.
- Why do indegionous people dislike snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.
- What did Snow White say when the printer jammed? Someday my prints will come!!
- Who would make the best referee ? Snow White, because she's the fairest of them all.
- Q: Why is Snow White such a good judge?
A: Because she is the fairest of them all.
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Jokes
Here is a list of funny snow white and the seven dwarfs jokes and even better snow white and the seven dwarfs puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The dwarfs from Snow White want to tell their story They've signed a seven-figure book deal
- What happend when Snow White first meet the seven dwarfs? 7Up
- Snow White said to the Seven Dwarfs "Gee boys! I've always wanted 7 inches, just not one inch at a time."
- What's the seven dwarf's nickname for snow white? Heigh h**....
- Yo mama so s**..., her password requirement needed to be 8 characters long so she typed in "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".
- What did the seven dwarfs sing about Snow White after she hit her first line of c**...? High h**...!!!!
Comedy Snow White Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about snow white you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean snow storm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make snow white pranks.
Yo mamma so s**... her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."
Three old friends got together and were discussing what movie they had watched when they conceived their children. One lady says she had just watched a movie called The Search for One-eye Jimmy and nine months later she gave birth to her baby. Another lady says, "Oh, I saw the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and then nine months later I had septuplets." The last lady gasps and exclaims, "Oh no, I just watched 101 Dalmations!"
Three old friends got together and were discussing what movie they had watched when they conceived their children. One lady says she had just watched a movie called The Search for One-eye Jimmy and nine months later she gave birth to her baby. Another lady says, "Oh, I saw the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and then nine months later I had septuplets." The last lady gasps and exclaims, "Oh no, I just watched 101 Dalmations!"
Q: What did Snow White say to Pinocchio when she was sitting on his face?
A: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
My password needed eight characters
So I chose Snow White and the seven dwarves
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow w**... cherry!
What did the seven dwarves say...
when they found Snow White sleeping in their bed?
Hi h**..., hi h**..., it's off to work we go.
What's red and shiny with seven dents in it but still good as new?
Snow-white's h**...
What's white, cold, falling in winter and ending with "bass" ?
The snow, d**....
How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?
You ask an informer
Obama wakes up on a snowy morning at the White House and looks out the window
...to see someone has peed "OBAMA s**..." in the snow. He asks the secret service to investigate. They come back and say, "sir we have bad news and worse news. The bad news is, Biden did it."
"What's worse than that?!" Says the president.
"Well sir, the worse news is, it was Michelle's handwriting."
At first i was feeling a little grumpy,
Then I was feeling happy, then a little sleepy and finally a little bashful.
I am no longer welcome at my daughters school play of Snow white and the 7 dwarfs
What's pink and has seven dents in it?
Snow white's h**...
What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?
Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.
Why did the Native American curse the snow?
Because it was white and on his land!
Why do indigenous people hate snow?
It's white and on their land.
Snow White actually hallucinated the Seven Dwarves the whole time.
She was a high h**....
A blonde called tech support and was asked for her password
She replies, "Snoopy Snow White Cinderella d**... Pinocchio Harry Potter Ariel 8." The tech support guy ask, "Why such a long password?" "I was told it needs to have 7 characters and one number." She replies.
Three friends at the bar...
- The first: "You know... my wife wants two children after seeing Hansel and Gretel"
- The second: "My wife instead wants seven children after seeing Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
- The third: "Umh I have to go, my wife is watching 101 Dalmatians".
What did Snow White say when she came out of the photo booth?
Some day my prints will come!
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "what are you going to do now?"
God said,
"I think I'm going to call it a day."
What is perfectly adorable, good as new, and has seven tiny dents in it...
Snow White's h**....
Why did Snow White stop using the mail-in photo lab?
She was tired of singing "Some day, my prints will come..."
Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?
They thought she was micromanaging them!
What's small and got 7 dents in it?
Snow White's cherry
I've never seen Snow White...
But I always hear the dwarves greeting my ex.
I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends?
In an e**....
Water is clear. Why is Snow White?
Because Disney didn't cast black characters
I lose my white friends in the snow and I lose my Asian friends in the sand. Where do I lose my Arab friends?
I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.
The snow's really coming down today, and my Chinese wife needs to drive to work...
Fortunately this isn't the first time she's seen 4 white inches.
Why did Snow White buy an android phone?
She thought the apple was poisoned.
Why did Snow White go to bed?
She was feeling Sleepy.
Snow White just ate an apple and got a love life
And here I am eating a fruit salad and still got nothing
I look forward to snow and I woke up to some this morning...
To me, that makes everything white in the world.
When things look down, all it takes to turn it around is waking up to some snow in the morning.
To me that makes everything white in the world.
What did the black midget say to Snow White?
High h**...!
Snow White once spilled Sprite on herself
So she started changing in front of the dwarves, then they had 7 up
What did Snow White get when she went to the pub with the Dwarves?
Seven Up n' Cider
I lost my white friend in the snow, I lost my black friend in the dark, I lost my Asian friend in the sand,
I lost my Muslim friend in an e**....
Did you hear that Snow White got arrested?
She was charged with unlawful s**... conduct with a miner.
An Indian was teaching his grandson how to hunt.
He looks down at the ground and says, "White man was here."
His grandson says, "Really?! How can you tell?"
"Yellow snow. He wrote his name"
Roses are white...
Roses are white...
Violets are white...
Everything is white,
d**... it's snowing.
If you're happy and you know it
Can you please get along to the theatre where Snow White and the other six dwarves are waiting for you?
What did the dwarf say to Snow White?
Hi h**...
Why do Canadian people hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land, road,house...
What did Snow White complain after a month of living with the dwarves?
"I would rather than a 7 inch one time than one inch 7 times"
What did Snow White say when her photos didn't arrive?
Some day my prints will come.
I auditioned to be on the remake of "Snow White"
but i was turned away as i wasn't on the short list
I have an interesting fact about Snow White...
Did you guys know that 6/7 dwarves from Snow White are not happy?
Just realised that the mirror on snow white is Sir Mix A Lot
Because it likes big butts and it can not lie...
I went to a Snow White themed restaurant where the servers were all dwarves and the service was terrible.
I didn't mind, though. I could see they were short-staffed.
Who wins in a snow race - a black guy or a white guy?
The black guy, because he's wearing chains
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were all in bed feeling sleepy.
Sleepy got out
What's round, red, and has seven dimples on it?
Snow White's cherry
Late one night, Snow White was feeling sleepy
The other dwarves found out and it was a big scandal.
What is Donald Trump's favorite movie?
Snow White.
Because she gets the animals to clean, take, and do things.
My wife was grumpy last night.
I didn't"t mind. I quite like being Snow White.
I needed a password with 8 characters
They didn't accept it when I tried Snow White and the seven dwarves
Someone told me that if i ever feel down about myself i should look at the mirror to look to a beautiful person.
But the mirror just told me that Snow White is prettier than me.
During the last school play I felt funny and came over queasy.
At which point I was told to leave the production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
What fruit has seven dents.
Snow w**... cherry.
