The Best 35 Snow White Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snow White jokes. There are some snow white coloured jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snow white flaky puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snow White Jokes and Puns

Trump looks out on the snow covered White House Lawn, and notices that someone has pissed Trump Sucks in the fresh snow.

Furious, he demands the Secret Service investigate. A few days later, the head of the SS says Mr President, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we've done a dna test on the urine, and found the culprit. It turns out it's Mike Pence's. That traitor , shouts Trump. I'll have him hanged! Now, what did you say was the bad news? Well , says the SS chief, turns out it's Melania's handwriting .

Why do Indians hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my Asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends?

In an explosion.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

Needed a Password eight characters long::

So, I went with 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'.


Record low temperatures causing snow and freezing all over the southern United States.

Finally: white people in Texas are having problems with ICE.

Why don't native Americans like snow?

Because it's white and all over their land.

Why did Walt Disney fire Snow White?

'Cause she kept sitting on Pinocchios' face singing 'tell me lies, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies'.

*Joke's from my Dad and his friend*

Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week

They exchanged numbers

What's red and shiny with seven dents in it but still good as new?

Snow-white's hymen

Why do Indians not like snow?

It is white and settles on their land.

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What's white, cold, falling in winter and ending with "bass" ?

The snow, dumbass.

I hate it when..

I hate it when my black friend disappears in the dark,

My white friend in snow,

My Chinese friend in sand,

And my Middle-Eastern friend in drone strikes.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

It's white and on their land

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Why do native Americans hate the snow?

...because it is white and settles all over their land.

Snow White and the 7 Dwarves were all in bed feeling happy

Happy left soon afterwards, so they started feeling grumpy

Why do Aboriginals hate snow?

Because it's white and on their land.

Recently I felt Funny and came over Queasy...

At which point I was told to leave the local theatre adaption of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.


What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

What's red and has 7 dents in it?

Snow whites cherry!

Snow White gets into a hot tub and starts feeling a little happy

Happy gets out and she starts feeling a little grumpy.

Grumpy gets out and Bill Cosby gets in and she starts feeling a little sleepy.

An Act of Malicious Conpliance

Teacher: Write a short story. You have a strict 140-character limit.

Student: Once upon a time, Snow White lived with 139 Dwarves. The end.

What's pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow white's hymen

Snow White was in bed, feeling Happy

Happy got out, so she started feeling Grumpy

The last time we had a white Christmas, I made snow angels.

I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.

I watched a play with Snow White but only six dwarves

No one was happy.

Obama wakes up on a snowy morning at the White House and looks out the window

...to see someone has peed "OBAMA SUCKS" in the snow. He asks the secret service to investigate. They come back and say, "sir we have bad news and worse news. The bad news is, Biden did it."

"What's worse than that?!" Says the president.

"Well sir, the worse news is, it was Michelle's handwriting."

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

Snow White and Prince Charming in Divorce Court

Judge: So, you want a divorce because your wife is too moody?

Prince: No, I said that last night I came home and she was feeling Happy, and then she was feeling Grumpy, then she was feeling Bashful, then she was feeling Sleepy…

I lost my white friend in the snow, I lost my black friend in the dark, I lost my Asian friend in the sand,

I lost my Muslim friend in an explosion.

Snow White once spilled Sprite on herself

So she started changing in front of the dwarves, then they had 7 up

Three friends at the bar...

- The first: "You know... my wife wants two children after seeing Hansel and Gretel"
- The second: "My wife instead wants seven children after seeing Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
- The third: "Umh I have to go, my wife is watching 101 Dalmatians".

Yo mama so stupid, her password requirement needed to be 8 characters long so she typed in

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".

Why does Snow White own an Android?

Because she hates Apples.

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