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- Needed a Password eight characters long:: So, I went with 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'.
- Why did Walt Disney fire Snow White? 'Cause she kept sitting on Pinocchios' face singing 'tell me lies, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies'.
*Joke's from my Dad and his friend* - Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week They exchanged numbers
- What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil? Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
- Recently I felt Funny and came over Queasy... At which point I was told to leave the local theatre adaption of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
- An Act of Malicious Conpliance Teacher: Write a short story. You have a strict 140-character limit.
Student: Once upon a time, Snow White lived with 139 Dwarves. The end. - After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "what are you going to do now?" God said,
"I think I'm going to call it a day." - Which Disney princess would be the best judge? Snow White, because she's the Fairest One of All.
- Snow White started a tutoring center for the Dwarves to teach them math. She called it "Making the Little Things Count"
- There were actually Nine Dwarves before Snow White met them, They exiled Hungry after Tasty went missing.
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Snow White One Liners
Which snow white one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with snow white? I can suggest the ones about snow man and snow.
- Why do native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.
- Why do Aboriginals hate snow? Because it's white and on their land.
- I watched a play with Snow White but only six dwarves No one was happy.
- Why does Snow White own an Android? Because she hates Apples.
- Who would make the best referee ? Snow White, because she's the fairest of them all.
- Q: Why is Snow White such a good judge?
A: Because she is the fairest of them all. - What's red and has 7 little dents? Snow White's Cherry
- Why did Snow White go to bed? She was feeling Sleepy.
- I've never seen Snow White... But I always hear the dwarves greeting my ex.
- What happend when Snow White first meet the seven dwarfs? 7Up
- What did Snow White get when she went to the pub with the Dwarves? Seven Up n' Cider
- Water is clear. Why is Snow White? Because Disney didn't cast black characters
- Why did the Native American curse the snow? Because it was white and on his land!
- My wife was grumpy last night. I didn't"t mind. I quite like being Snow White.
- Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were all in bed feeling sleepy. Sleepy got out
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Jokes
Here is a list of funny snow white and the seven dwarfs jokes and even better snow white and the seven dwarfs puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The dwarfs from Snow White want to tell their story They've signed a seven-figure book deal
Comedy Snow White Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about snow white you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean snow storm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make snow white pranks.
Three old friends got together and were discussing what movie they had watched when they conceived their children. One lady says she had just watched a movie called The Search for One-eye Jimmy and nine months later she gave birth to her baby. Another lady says, "Oh, I saw the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and then nine months later I had septuplets." The last lady gasps and exclaims, "Oh no, I just watched 101 Dalmations!"
Three old friends got together and were discussing what movie they had watched when they conceived their children. One lady says she had just watched a movie called The Search for One-eye Jimmy and nine months later she gave birth to her baby. Another lady says, "Oh, I saw the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and then nine months later I had septuplets." The last lady gasps and exclaims, "Oh no, I just watched 101 Dalmations!"
To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland":
Dog tags ring, are you listening'?
In the lane, snow is glistening.
It's yellow, not white I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wandering vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's my property.
Marked up as my winter wonderland."
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows my natural incense boast,
"Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland."
Q: What did Snow White say to Pinocchio when she was sitting on his face?
A: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.
When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there."
Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed," Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you.
Shortly after that, Joe passes on.
At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Mike--Mike."
"Who is it? asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
"Mike--it's me, Joe."
"You're not Joe. Joe just died."
"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice.
"Joe! Where are you?"
"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."
"Tell me the good news first," says Mike.
"The good news," Joe says," is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired."
That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?
"You're on the team for this Saturday's match!"
Snow White and the Farm Hand
A newly hired farm hand is tending to his daily duties when he's approached by Snow White.
"How are you today, good sir?" she asks.
"Very good, Snow White." He responds
"How are the animals today? Have you yet to ask them?" She asks.
A bit confused, the farm hand answers, "Animals don't talk, ma'am. However, I'm sure they're just fine."
Snow White walks up to the donkey. "How are you today, donkey?"
"Very good, my lady!" replies the donkey.
She walks up to the pig. "How's your day, pig?"
"A fine day, indeed!" replies the pig.
Suddenly the man starts shouting, "The sheep LIES! The sheep LIES!"
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One day the Seven Dwarfs decided they wanted to see Snow White n**....
Their only option was to spy on her in the shower. They decided to stand on each others shoulders and watch through a small window above the bathroom door. d**... being the smallest he was on top, calling down to the others what he saw.
"She's taking off her skirt" He whispers to the next one down, who whispers it to the next and so on.
"She's taking off her shirt" ^"She's ^taking ^off ^her ^shirt"^"She's ^^taking ^^off ^^her ^^shirt"...
"She's totally n**...!" ^"totallly ^n**...!" ^^"Totally ^^n**...!"...
This continued, d**... describing Snow's every motion, and the others passing it on. And then he thought he heard footsteps.
"Shhhh! Someone's coming!" ^"me ^too!" ^^"me ^^too!" ^^^"me ^^^too!"...
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Snow White and the seven dwarfs go to see the pope.
Snowhite and the seven dwarfs go to see the pope. As Snow White talks to the pope, the dwarfs push d**... in front and whisper, "Ask the question, d**..., ask the question!" d**... blushes, but the pope sees it and says, "d**..., do you want to ask me a question?"
"Well, uhm... do you think they have *nuns* in *Iceland?*"
"Why sure", the pope goes, "I suppose there are some nuns in Iceland." But the dwarfs push d**... in front again: "Ask the *whole* question, ask the *whole* question!" The pope sees it and says, "d**..., do you want to ask me another question?"
"Yeah... do you think they have *black* nuns in Iceland?"
"I suppose there are some black nuns in iceland", answers the pope. "Ask the *whole* question, ask the *whole* question!" go the dwarfs. "d**..., do you have another question for me?"
"Err, yes... do you think they have *little* black nuns in Iceland?"
The pope muses over this a bit, but finally decides "Nah... I really don't think they have little black nuns in Iceland."
And the dwarfs go: "d**... s**... a penguin, d**... s**... a penguin!"
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What did the seven dwarves say...
when they found Snow White sleeping in their bed?
Hi h**..., hi h**..., it's off to work we go.
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What's red and shiny with seven dents in it but still good as new?
Snow-white's h**...
Dolf is the weatherman at KTVY, the local CBS affiliate in Kansas City.
He's also a closet communist, and has a bit of an anger management problem. During their Christmas Eve broadcast Dolf forecasts a cold and rainy Christmas day, then turns it over to Erin, the anchor he's been dating for the past few months:
"Dolf, are you sure its just rain for tomorrow? I bet everyone's praying for a little snow tonight!"
"No no Erin, just rain for tomorrow"
"Are you sure we can't look forward to a white Christmas?"
"NO! RUDOLF THE RED KNOWS RAIN, DEAR!"
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What's white, cold, falling in winter and ending with "bass" ?
The snow, d**....
Only cricket fans will appreciate
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign:
"Beauty contest to find the most beautiful woman in the world.."
"I am entering" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
" First Place ," said Snow White
They continue walking and they see a sign:
"Contest to find the strongest man in the world.."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him,
"How did you make out?""
First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt it?"
They continue walking when they see a sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes...
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the f--k is Chris Cairns?" asked Pinocchio.
How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?
You ask an informer
How do we know Snow White was a hipster?
She could never say no to apple.
Why is Snow White?
Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.
At first i was feeling a little grumpy,
Then I was feeling happy, then a little sleepy and finally a little bashful.
I am no longer welcome at my daughters school play of Snow white and the 7 dwarfs
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Why do indegionous people dislike snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
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Yellow Snow on the White House lawn
One winter morning, Bill Clinton woke up and looked out the window of his bedroom in the White House. He was shocked to see the words "Bill s**..." peed in the snow. He called the Secret Service to investigate the matter.
After a few days, the head of the Secret Service reported back to Bill, "I have bad news and I have worse news."
"Ok, let's hear the bad news."
"We did an analysis on the u**... and it belongs to Al Gore."
"And the worse news?"
"We did a handwriting analysis as well. It belongs to Hillary."
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I hate it when..
I hate it when my black friend disappears in the dark,
My white friend in snow,
My Chinese friend in sand,
And my Middle-Eastern friend in drone strike.
What would John Snow be called if he became a white walker?
Snow White
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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?
10 books of Snow w**...
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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?
Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.
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Snow White actually hallucinated the Seven Dwarves the whole time.
She was a high h**....
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven r**... Snow White.
The snow outside is so white....
It's going to start shooting up a school
What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?
Snow Storms
"This snow is making our yard look like the Oscars..."
"All white."
-Dad 2016
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A blonde called tech support and was asked for her password
She replies, "Snoopy Snow White Cinderella d**... Pinocchio Harry Potter Ariel 8." The tech support guy ask, "Why such a long password?" "I was told it needs to have 7 characters and one number." She replies.
Three friends at the bar...
- The first: "You know... my wife wants two children after seeing Hansel and Gretel"
- The second: "My wife instead wants seven children after seeing Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
- The third: "Umh I have to go, my wife is watching 101 Dalmatians".
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Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Why did Snow White stop using the mail-in photo lab?
She was tired of singing "Some day, my prints will come..."
Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?
They thought she was micromanaging them!
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
I lose my white friends in the snow and I lose my Asian friends in the sand. Where do I lose my Arab friends?
I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.
The snow's really coming down today, and my Chinese wife needs to drive to work...
Fortunately this isn't the first time she's seen 4 white inches.
It's gonna be a White Christmas this year
And I don't mean snow
Snow White just ate an apple and got a love life
And here I am eating a fruit salad and still got nothing
I look forward to snow and I woke up to some this morning...
To me, that makes everything white in the world.
When things look down, all it takes to turn it around is waking up to some snow in the morning.
To me that makes everything white in the world.
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What do you call s**... with a white girl?
Snow White once spilled Sprite on herself
So she started changing in front of the dwarves, then they had 7 up
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Did you hear that Snow White got arrested?
She was charged with unlawful s**... conduct with a miner.
An Indian was teaching his grandson how to hunt.
He looks down at the ground and says, "White man was here."
His grandson says, "Really?! How can you tell?"
"Yellow snow. He wrote his name"
Why are First Nations people afraid of snow?
Because it is white and all over their land.
What park of google doesn't Snow White like?
*I'm feeling Lucky*
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What did the seven dwarfs sing about Snow White after she hit her first line of c**...?
High h**...!!!!
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Roses are white...
Roses are white...
Violets are white...
Everything is white,
d**... it's snowing.
If you're happy and you know it
Can you please get along to the theatre where Snow White and the other six dwarves are waiting for you?
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What did the dwarf say to Snow White?
Hi h**...
Why do Canadian people hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land, road,house...
What did Snow White complain after a month of living with the dwarves?
"I would rather than a 7 inch one time than one inch 7 times"
What's the similarity between snow and the French flag
Both of them are completely white
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Snow White said to the Seven Dwarfs
"Gee boys! I've always wanted 7 inches, just not one inch at a time."
The dwarves were quite short, and Snow White's bedroom was on the second floor.
At night when she was changing into her night clothes, they stood on each other's shoulders so one of them could peek through her window and relay the goings on to the ones below.
"What's she doing now", the lower dwarf would ask. "She's taking off her skirt", would come the answer.
"What's she doing now?", "She's taking off her blouse" "What's she doing now?"
"She's taking off her bra. On no, somebody's coming."
"Me too, me too, me too, me too, me too, me too" came the replies.
I auditioned to be on the remake of "Snow White"
but i was turned away as i wasn't on the short list
I have an interesting fact about Snow White...
Did you guys know that 6/7 dwarves from Snow White are not happy?
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Just realised that the mirror on snow white is Sir Mix A Lot
Because it likes big butts and it can not lie...
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Who wins in a snow race - a black guy or a white guy?
The black guy, because he's wearing chains
Late one night, Snow White was feeling sleepy
The other dwarves found out and it was a big scandal.
What is Donald Trump's favorite movie?
Snow White.
Because she gets the animals to clean, take, and do things.
I needed a password with 8 characters
They didn't accept it when I tried Snow White and the seven dwarves
Someone told me that if i ever feel down about myself i should look at the mirror to look to a beautiful person.
But the mirror just told me that Snow White is prettier than me.
