The Best 13 Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs jokes. There are some snow white and the seven dwarfs dark jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Jokes and Puns

Needed a Password eight characters long::

So, I went with 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'.

Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week

They exchanged numbers

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

Three friends at the bar...

- The first: "You know... my wife wants two children after seeing Hansel and Gretel"
- The second: "My wife instead wants seven children after seeing Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
- The third: "Umh I have to go, my wife is watching 101 Dalmatians".

Yo mama so stupid, her password requirement needed to be 8 characters long so she typed in

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".


Three old friends got together and were discussing what movie they had watched when they conceived their children. One lady says she had just watched a movie called The Search for One-eye Jimmy and nine months later she gave birth to her baby. Another lady says, "Oh, I saw the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and then nine months later I had septuplets." The last lady gasps and exclaims, "Oh no, I just watched 101 Dalmations!"

The dwarfs from Snow White want to tell their story

They've signed a seven-figure book deal

Two girls are sitting in a bar

The one girl says: "Take my phone, can you please call my mother that I'll be home soon? I really need to use the bathroom now."

The other girl answers: "Sure, what is your password?"

"Snow White and all the seven dwarfs." the one girl replies.

The other girl frowns and asks: "Seriously? Why is that your password?"

"Well, I like fairytales", the one girl says. "and it had to be at least 8 characters."

What did the seven dwarfs sing about Snow White after she hit her first line of cocaine?

High HOE!!!!

What happend when Snow White first meet the seven dwarfs?

7Up

Snow White said to the Seven Dwarfs

"Gee boys! I've always wanted 7 inches, just not one inch at a time."

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Three old friends got together and were discussing what movie they had watched when they conceived their children. One lady says she had just watched a movie called The Search for One-eye Jimmy and nine months later she gave birth to her baby. Another lady says, "Oh, I saw the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and then nine months later I had septuplets." The last lady gasps and exclaims, "Oh no, I just watched 101 Dalmations!"

Three old friends got together and were discussing what movie they had watched when they conceived their children. One lady says she had just watched a movie called The Search for One-eye Jimmy and nine months later she gave birth to her baby. Another lady says, "Oh, I saw the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and then nine months later I had septuplets." The last lady gasps and exclaims, "Oh no, I just watched 101 Dalmations!"

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