Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Jokes
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- Needed a Password eight characters long:: So, I went with 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'.
- Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week They exchanged numbers
- The dwarfs from Snow White want to tell their story They've signed a seven-figure book deal
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Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs One Liners
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- What happend when Snow White first meet the seven dwarfs? 7Up
- What's the seven dwarf's nickname for snow white? Heigh h**....
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From my niece, who doesn't know why grownups are laughing at her joke...
All of Snow White's seven dwarfs were in a hot tub, feeling happy.
So Happy got out.
She's six. Don't know where she heard this.
Three friends at the bar...
- The first: "You know... my wife wants two children after seeing Hansel and Gretel"
- The second: "My wife instead wants seven children after seeing Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
- The third: "Umh I have to go, my wife is watching 101 Dalmatians".
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Yo mama so s**..., her password requirement needed to be 8 characters long so she typed in
"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".
Three old friends got together and were discussing what movie they had watched when they conceived their children. One lady says she had just watched a movie called The Search for One-eye Jimmy and nine months later she gave birth to her baby. Another lady says, "Oh, I saw the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and then nine months later I had septuplets." The last lady gasps and exclaims, "Oh no, I just watched 101 Dalmations!"
Two girls are sitting in a bar
The one girl says: "Take my phone, can you please call my mother that I'll be home soon? I really need to use the bathroom now."
The other girl answers: "Sure, what is your password?"
"Snow White and all the seven dwarfs." the one girl replies.
The other girl frowns and asks: "Seriously? Why is that your password?"
"Well, I like fairytales", the one girl says. "and it had to be at least 8 characters."
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What did the seven dwarfs sing about Snow White after she hit her first line of c**...?
High h**...!!!!
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Snow White said to the Seven Dwarfs
"Gee boys! I've always wanted 7 inches, just not one inch at a time."
Three old friends got together and were discussing what movie they had watched when they conceived their children. One lady says she had just watched a movie called The Search for One-eye Jimmy and nine months later she gave birth to her baby. Another lady says, "Oh, I saw the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and then nine months later I had septuplets." The last lady gasps and exclaims, "Oh no, I just watched 101 Dalmations!"
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Snow White and the seven dwarfs go to see the pope.
Snowhite and the seven dwarfs go to see the pope. As Snow White talks to the pope, the dwarfs push d**... in front and whisper, "Ask the question, d**..., ask the question!" d**... blushes, but the pope sees it and says, "d**..., do you want to ask me a question?"
"Well, uhm... do you think they have *nuns* in *Iceland?*"
"Why sure", the pope goes, "I suppose there are some nuns in Iceland." But the dwarfs push d**... in front again: "Ask the *whole* question, ask the *whole* question!" The pope sees it and says, "d**..., do you want to ask me another question?"
"Yeah... do you think they have *black* nuns in Iceland?"
"I suppose there are some black nuns in iceland", answers the pope. "Ask the *whole* question, ask the *whole* question!" go the dwarfs. "d**..., do you have another question for me?"
"Err, yes... do you think they have *little* black nuns in Iceland?"
The pope muses over this a bit, but finally decides "Nah... I really don't think they have little black nuns in Iceland."
And the dwarfs go: "d**... s**... a penguin, d**... s**... a penguin!"
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One day the Seven Dwarfs decided they wanted to see Snow White n**....
Their only option was to spy on her in the shower. They decided to stand on each others shoulders and watch through a small window above the bathroom door. d**... being the smallest he was on top, calling down to the others what he saw.
"She's taking off her skirt" He whispers to the next one down, who whispers it to the next and so on.
"She's taking off her shirt" ^"She's ^taking ^off ^her ^shirt"^"She's ^^taking ^^off ^^her ^^shirt"...
"She's totally n**...!" ^"totallly ^n**...!" ^^"Totally ^^n**...!"...
This continued, d**... describing Snow's every motion, and the others passing it on. And then he thought he heard footsteps.
"Shhhh! Someone's coming!" ^"me ^too!" ^^"me ^^too!" ^^^"me ^^^too!"...