The Best 11 Snow Storm Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snow Storm jokes. There are some snow storm hurricane jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snow storm thunderstorm puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snow Storm Jokes and Puns

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her: "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it." Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it.

She followed the plow for about forty five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Walmart parking lot, now you can follow me over to Target."

Snow Storm in Texas blew 25% of my neighbors roof.

Oof.

I used to be a fortune teller but I kept predicting snow storms ..

It turns out I wasn't using a crystal ball, it was a snow globe .

If a class going to cosmetology school can't make it because of a snow storm…

Do they have a make up day?

I was talking to this girl

And she said men are like snow storms .

Puzzled I asked why that was

She replied, you never know how much you're going to get or how long it's going to last .

(I'll show myself out)


This most recent snow storm was a lot like what women experience with me in the bedroom

What was supposed to be 8" somehow turned into 4"

"Mr President, we have an emergency situation, CNN is reporting a major snow storm for the Washington DC area!"

"Stop that! This is just FLAKE NEWS" Trump replied.

With this new winter storm on the way, it looks like Boston is going to get hammered again.

They'll also be getting snow too.

Why is a honeymoon like a snow storm?

You don't know how many inches you're gonna get and how long it's gonna last.

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Today at a work a few customers told me they were in denial about the approaching snow storm...

I told them to watch out for crocodiles.

You can explore snow storm winds reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean snow storm snowfall dad jokes. There are also snow storm puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snow storm cyclones jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working snow storm tropical storm piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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