The Best 8 Snow Plow Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snow Plow jokes. There are some snow plow rain jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snow plow oxen puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snow Plow Jokes and Puns

Snow wife.

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park..." then the electric power goes out.

Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her: "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it." Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it.

She followed the plow for about forty five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Walmart parking lot, now you can follow me over to Target."

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

Why do snow plow operators get paid?

Snow Banks.

I put some snow on your head.

Now I can plow you.


A blonde gets lost in her car in a snowstorm.



She remembers her father's advice, "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it."

Soon a snow plow comes by, and she follows it for about 45 minutes.

Finally, the driver of the truck gets out and asks her what she is doing.

She explains the advice her father had given her.

The driver says, "Well, I'm done with the parking lot here at the mall, now you can follow me over to the bank."

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom:

“Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing.

” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:

“Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”

What do you call sex with a white girl?

snow plow

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snow plow snowstorm jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working snow plow ice piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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