The Best 35 Snow Man Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snow Man jokes. There are some snow man guy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snow man teenager puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve

They feel a slight precipitation.

"I think it's raining," says the man.

"No, it's snowing," replies the woman.

"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.

There's an old Native American man that sits in a teepee along the road I take to work.

Every morning for a while now I stop in and ask him what the weather will be that day. Rain, snow, sun, clouds. He's always right.

Well yesterday I stopped in just like normal and asked what the weather was going to be like.

"Got no clue", he said.

I was shocked. "What's different about today that you don't know?"

He just shook his head sadly. "Radio broke."

A couple are walking through St Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve

They feel a slight precipitation.

The man says, "I think it's raining."

His wife disagrees, "No, it's snowing!"

Unable to agree, the man says, "why don't we ask the nice Communist officer over here? He's always right! Officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely raining," said the officer before walking off.

"See?" the husband says, "Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."

A Russian Couple

A Russian couple is walking in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose. "It's raining," he says. "No," says his wife, "It's snowing." And they begin to argue. Finally, the man says, " Let's ask comrade Rudolph what the *official* weather is." They approach and they ask him. "It is officially raining." he says. The woman cries, "But it felt just like snow!" To which her husband says, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!

A man lines up for food in Soviet Russia...

After two hours of waiting he gets his turn and offers his bowl.

Out of soup. says the officer in charge and waves him aside.

The man refuses to leave. He tosses the bowl on the table and curses the regime for failing his starving family.

The officer motions to the guards and they wrestle the ranting man away. As they shove him outside, one says to the man:

Back then we could've shot you in the snow, comrade.

The man goes back home to his wife. She sees him looking glum as he walks in and asks:

Ran out of soup again?

Even worse, he replied. They ran out of bullets.


Husband and wife debate

A man and his wife are walking down the street when the wife turns to her husband and says honey, I think it's snowing the man looks back at her and says no it's raining.

To settle the debate between the two they ask the friendly redcoat standing at the end of the street. The redcoat, Rudolph tells them that it is in fact raining.

The husband turns to his wife and says see, Rudolph the red knows rain dear.

A couple was walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve

A couple was walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve.

"I think it's raining," says the man.

The woman replies, "No, it's snowing."

"Let's ask this communist officer here. He's always right," explains the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing currently?"

"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replied.

The man turns to his wife and says, "Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

I think it's raining. says the man.

No, it's snowing. replies the woman.

How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right! exclaims the man. Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?

Definitely raining. Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.

What is the difference between a Snow man and a Snow woman?

Snow balls

What do you call a ripped yeti?

The abdominal snow man.

Why was the snow man so happy?

He heard the snowblower coming down the street.

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What did one snow man say to the other?

Smells like carrots

I hate winter…

I hate the snow, the ice, the cold. In these times I think of the 4-man tent I bought on sale sometime around 1995. It's a basic tent, and it was a great value when I got it. It's hardly used now and just sits in my garage. I get such Winter Blues that I think about setting the tent up in the back yard, even though I've never gone through with that.

But alas I wonder, is this the Winter of my discount tent?

Rudolf

So a man and his wife were walking downtown when suddenly it started to precipitate
"It's raining" said the man
"No dear... it's definitely snowing" said the wife
Just then, the local communist, Rudolf, walks by
"It's raining" he says without blinking an eye
"See?" said the man
"Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear"

Two drunk men are eating out of a crock pot in the snow.

Neither of the men know what they are eating.

The first man says Wow, this soup makes it feel hot out here!

The second man looks in the pot, takes a bite, and says No no, I think it's chili.

I built a snow man this morning.

Then the sun came out and it became genderfluid.

Two married ladies go for a girly holiday to the Carribbean

They meet a handsome muscular black man on the first day.

They have a wild week of threesomes and parties, and on the last day the ladies say we never asked you your name.
He replies "my name is snow"
The ladies immediately burst out laughing.
The man looking rather upset asks why they are laughing.
And the ladies say "I don't think our husbands will believe that we got 10 inches of snow in the Caribbean.

An eighty year old man is in the hospital waiting room about to be a first time father.

The nurse comes out of the opperating room as say "Good news sir your wife just gave birth to twins. You have two healthy baby boys. "

The old man stands up excitedly takes off his hat and says to the nurse "It just goes to show you even if you have snow on the roof you can still have a fire in the furnace!"

The nurse replied: "Well you better change your filter because the babies are black"

Why cant you suprise a snow man?

Because its an inanimate object.


Why did the snow man pull down his pants?

Because he heard the snow blower coming.

A married couple was standing outside...

A married couple was standing outside when they noticed some slight precipitation.

"I feel rain" said the man.

"No, it must be snow" said the woman.

"Let's ask communist officer Rudolf" said the man.

They asked him, and he told them it was raining, and the man said, "See? Rudolf the red knows rain, dear."

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot

What does a snow man say when he's robbing a bank?

Stick 'em up!

Has the abominable snow man called?

Not yeti.

Why is building a blonde snow(wo)man so hard?

You'll have to carve the head.

How did the snow man get to school?

He took his icicle

Gay eskimo and black man joke

What do you get when you mix a gay Eskimo and a Black man?
A snow blower that doesn't work.

What do you call a man who eats snow?

Frostbite.

A Chinese man came home after a late night of drinking, and crawls in bed next to his sleeping wife.



After lying awake for a few minutes, he wakes up his wife and says "Hey honey, wanna do a sixty-nine?"

"Well, you've got a lot of nerve! First you come home late, you're drunk, and now you expect me to go to the kitchin and fix you Mongolian beef with snow-peas!"

A woman told me she can do anything a man can do...

...so I told her to pee her name in the snow.

Why was the snow man so excited?

Because the snowblower was coming!

Ski trip [nsfw]

Three friends were on a skiing trip in Aspen. After a long day of snow and mountain activity, they returned to their cabin. In an attempt to stay warm, they decided to all three sleep on the same bed.

The next morning, the man on the right side woke up extremely happy, and woke his friends. "Guys! I had the most amazing dream! I dreamed that I got a handjob from a really cute redhead! It felt so real!"

Stunned, the man on the left side said "no way! I had the same dream! And it felt so real! Except I got a handjob from a hot brunette! Ned, let me guess. You had a similar dream about a blonde giving you a handjob?"

The man in the middle says "nah I just had a dream that I was skiing."

Why did the man take an esky to the snow?

To put ice in it

An Indian was teaching his grandson how to hunt.

He looks down at the ground and says, "White man was here."

His grandson says, "Really?! How can you tell?"

"Yellow snow. He wrote his name"

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