Following is our collection of funny Snow Day jokes. There are some snow day holiday celebrated jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snow day winter solstice puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Furious, he demands the Secret Service investigate. A few days later, the head of the SS says Mr President, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we've done a dna test on the urine, and found the culprit. It turns out it's Mike Pence's. That traitor , shouts Trump. I'll have him hanged! Now, what did you say was the bad news? Well , says the SS chief, turns out it's Melania's handwriting .
Every morning for a while now I stop in and ask him what the weather will be that day. Rain, snow, sun, clouds. He's always right.
Well yesterday I stopped in just like normal and asked what the weather was going to be like.
"Got no clue", he said.
I was shocked. "What's different about today that you don't know?"
He just shook his head sadly. "Radio broke."
The only time that four inches can keep a woman in bed all day.
Rudolph was a child adopted from Russia. One day Rudolph and his brother are arguing if it is raining or snowing outside. Rudolph says it raining and his brother says its snowing. They decide to ask their mother what she thinks. Their mother says its raining. When his brother asked why she agreed with Rudolph she said "Because Rudolph the red knows rain dear."
Mickey was angry because somebody was writing "Mickey sucks" in yellow snow outside of his front door every time it snowed. He ended up going to his friend who was a cop to ask for help. The cop checked it out and took some photos and samples. A couple of days later the cop came back to Mickey:
"Well, the good news is we've figured out that the urine came from your friend, Goofy. The bad news - it's Minnie's handwriting..."
We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed
to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman
and asked:
'So Bobby, where's that 8 inches you
promised me last night?'
He kept whining about why I wasn't using the shovel.
For the watch
But I did get 8 inches on my honeymoon.
They meet a handsome muscular black man on the first day.
They have a wild week of threesomes and parties, and on the last day the ladies say we never asked you your name.
He replies "my name is snow"
The ladies immediately burst out laughing.
The man looking rather upset asks why they are laughing.
And the ladies say "I don't think our husbands will believe that we got 10 inches of snow in the Caribbean.
I'll be snowed in
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The graffiti wrote "Mickey Sucks".
The police came, and they told Mickey that there's bad news and an even worse news.
The bad news is, the urine is from Goofy.
The worse news is, its Minnie's handwriting.
Do they have a make up day?
I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.
He knows nutting.
Son: Yeah?! Well when Abraham Lincoln was your age, Dad, he was president!
Some day my prints will come.
Sadly it didn't, although she got 8 inches on the honeymoon.
She was tired of singing "Some day, my prints will come..."
He was dashing through the snow.
So he could have a couple cold ones to slurp back after a hard days work.
His wife turns off the TV suddenly. "Well, whenever 10 inches is promised we only end up getting 4"
It didn't snow that day but she got 8 inches on the honeymoon. :D
Some day my prints will come!
But she didn't get any.
I prayed for snow on my wedding day, but sadly, there wasn't any snow. But on my honeymoon I got 8 inches.
Three friends were on a skiing trip in Aspen. After a long day of snow and mountain activity, they returned to their cabin. In an attempt to stay warm, they decided to all three sleep on the same bed.
The next morning, the man on the right side woke up extremely happy, and woke his friends. "Guys! I had the most amazing dream! I dreamed that I got a handjob from a really cute redhead! It felt so real!"
Stunned, the man on the left side said "no way! I had the same dream! And it felt so real! Except I got a handjob from a hot brunette! Ned, let me guess. You had a similar dream about a blonde giving you a handjob?"
The man in the middle says "nah I just had a dream that I was skiing."
The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up,and I said " Did you get my drift?".
...but in California they get smoke days.
Unfortunately I didn't get any, but i got 8" on my honeymoon.
I get to stay home owl day. It's gonna be a hoot.
last night Tom Brady was sacked more than milk and bread at the grocery store before a snow day
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
CNN reports, "This time tomorrow, there will be thousands of Edward's snowed in."
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