The Best 35 Snow Day Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snow Day jokes. There are some snow day holiday celebrated jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snow day winter solstice puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snow Day Jokes and Puns

Trump looks out on the snow covered White House Lawn, and notices that someone has pissed Trump Sucks in the fresh snow.

Furious, he demands the Secret Service investigate. A few days later, the head of the SS says Mr President, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we've done a dna test on the urine, and found the culprit. It turns out it's Mike Pence's. That traitor , shouts Trump. I'll have him hanged! Now, what did you say was the bad news? Well , says the SS chief, turns out it's Melania's handwriting .

There's an old Native American man that sits in a teepee along the road I take to work.

Every morning for a while now I stop in and ask him what the weather will be that day. Rain, snow, sun, clouds. He's always right.

Well yesterday I stopped in just like normal and asked what the weather was going to be like.

"Got no clue", he said.

I was shocked. "What's different about today that you don't know?"

He just shook his head sadly. "Radio broke."

Let's hear it for snow!..

The only time that four inches can keep a woman in bed all day.

my favorite joke I heard in school

Rudolph was a child adopted from Russia. One day Rudolph and his brother are arguing if it is raining or snowing outside. Rudolph says it raining and his brother says its snowing. They decide to ask their mother what she thinks. Their mother says its raining. When his brother asked why she agreed with Rudolph she said "Because Rudolph the red knows rain dear."

Mickey's Yellow Snow Dilemma...

Mickey was angry because somebody was writing "Mickey sucks" in yellow snow outside of his front door every time it snowed. He ended up going to his friend who was a cop to ask for help. The cop checked it out and took some photos and samples. A couple of days later the cop came back to Mickey:
"Well, the good news is we've figured out that the urine came from your friend, Goofy. The bad news - it's Minnie's handwriting..."

What happens when you predict snow but don't get any?

We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed
to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman
and asked:
'So Bobby, where's that 8 inches you
promised me last night?'

I was out shoveling snow with my kid the other day...

He kept whining about why I wasn't using the shovel.

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

I was disappointed when it didn't snow on my wedding day...

But I did get 8 inches on my honeymoon.

Two married ladies go for a girly holiday to the Carribbean

They meet a handsome muscular black man on the first day.

They have a wild week of threesomes and parties, and on the last day the ladies say we never asked you your name.
He replies "my name is snow"
The ladies immediately burst out laughing.
The man looking rather upset asks why they are laughing.
And the ladies say "I don't think our husbands will believe that we got 10 inches of snow in the Caribbean.

For the next two days you can call me Edward...

I'll be snowed in

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One day, Mickey Mouse wakes up and found a graffiti on the snow written with pee outside his house.

The graffiti wrote "Mickey Sucks".

The police came, and they told Mickey that there's bad news and an even worse news.

The bad news is, the urine is from Goofy.

The worse news is, its Minnie's handwriting.

Ana from Frozen was upset it didn't snow on her Wedding day, but everything has a silver lining because she got 8 inches that night

If a class going to cosmetology school can't make it because of a snow storm…

Do they have a make up day?

I made three snow angels the other day.

I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.

I met Jon Snow the squirrel the other day

He knows nutting.

Dad: When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked miles to school, uphill, in the snow, every day.

Son: Yeah?! Well when Abraham Lincoln was your age, Dad, he was president!

What did Snow White say when her photos didn't arrive?

Some day my prints will come.

My wife asked for snow on her wedding day

Sadly it didn't, although she got 8 inches on the honeymoon.

Why did Snow White stop using the mail-in photo lab?

She was tired of singing "Some day, my prints will come..."

I saw this really handsome guy running through a blizzard the other day...

He was dashing through the snow.

Why did the catholic priest get the alter boys to sit in the snow?

So he could have a couple cold ones to slurp back after a hard days work.

A weatherman reports 10 inches of snow the next day

His wife turns off the TV suddenly. "Well, whenever 10 inches is promised we only end up getting 4"

My wife prayed for snow on our wedding day..

It didn't snow that day but she got 8 inches on the honeymoon. :D

What did Snow White say when she came out of the photo booth?

Some day my prints will come!

Yo mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.

A woman prayed for snow on her wedding day...

But she didn't get any.

I prayed for snow on my wedding day, but sadly, there wasn't any snow. But on my honeymoon I got 8 inches.

Ski trip [nsfw]

Three friends were on a skiing trip in Aspen. After a long day of snow and mountain activity, they returned to their cabin. In an attempt to stay warm, they decided to all three sleep on the same bed.

The next morning, the man on the right side woke up extremely happy, and woke his friends. "Guys! I had the most amazing dream! I dreamed that I got a handjob from a really cute redhead! It felt so real!"

Stunned, the man on the left side said "no way! I had the same dream! And it felt so real! Except I got a handjob from a hot brunette! Ned, let me guess. You had a similar dream about a blonde giving you a handjob?"

The man in the middle says "nah I just had a dream that I was skiing."

Joke of the Day 6/12/14

The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up,and I said " Did you get my drift?".

Most states' schools get snow days...

...but in California they get smoke days.

I prayed for snow on my wedding day

Unfortunately I didn't get any, but i got 8" on my honeymoon.

Snow Day!

I get to stay home owl day. It's gonna be a hoot.

It's just a game but...

last night Tom Brady was sacked more than milk and bread at the grocery store before a snow day

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

The NSA is bracing itself for what could be the single largest data leak in history. Rumors are circulating about the possibility of thousands of whistleblowers stepping forward in unison across the Northeast in the next few days.

CNN reports, "This time tomorrow, there will be thousands of Edward's snowed in."

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