Snow Blizzard Jokes

16 snow blizzard jokes and hilarious snow blizzard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about snow blizzard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Snow Blizzard Short Jokes

Short snow blizzard jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The snow blizzard humour may include short snow storm jokes also.

  1. What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard? Edward Snowed In
  2. With all the blizzard news here's a winter joke: How do you convert a dish washer into a snow blower? You give her a shovel!
  3. I saw this really handsome guy running through a blizzard the other day... He was dashing through the snow.
  4. What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.
  5. Did you hear about the NSA whistleblower? Apparently there was a blizzard at his house. He got snowed in.
  6. What do you call Edward Snowden when his house is in a blizzard? Edward Snowed-in.^I'm^so^sorry

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Snow Blizzard One Liners

Which snow blizzard one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with snow blizzard? I can suggest the ones about snowstorm and blizzard.

  1. What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard? Edward Snowed-in
  2. How do you call playing games while it snows heavily? Blizzard Entertainment.
  3. What do you call a p**... plying her trade in a blizzard? A snow blower.

Snow Blizzard Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about snow blizzard you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean snow plow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make snow blizzard pranks.

Driving through a blizzard with my dad

At the peak of the snow and ice he got out of the car and put two frozen snakes on the windshield. I asked him what he supposed that would do to help and he said "what's wrong son, Never heard of wind chilled vipers?"

Safety in Snowplows

A blond gets into her car while an incredibly powerful winter storm surrounds her. She starts the car and puts it in drive when suddenly her anxiety sets in. The horrible weather begins to worry her; she fears that she won't ever get home in it.
It's at this time (and through a s**... of luck) she notices a snowplow in the distance up ahead. After a huge sigh of relief she keeps pace with the plow feeling it's safety as it clears the snow in front of her.
Multiple hours pass by when eventually the plow truck pulls over. The driver gets out and approaches her car window. When she rolls it down, he asks: "Why have you been following me for so long? Are you okay?" She replies: "My dad had always told me to follow a snowplow in a blizzard when the roads feel unsafe."
The snowplow driver shrugs his shoulders and replies: "Okay... well I'm finished with this parking lot, I'm heading over to do the one across the street next."

so there are these three guys going on a skiing trip

and one day they are skiing when a massive blizzard arrives from the middle of nowhere. so they dig a snow cave because it's either that or death. they huddle up together for warmth during the night and fall asleep. in the morning the one on the right says 'i had a dream that someone touched my p**...!' the one on the left looks surprised and says 'i also had a dream that someone touched my p**...!'
the one in the middle says 'i had a dream that i was skiing'

A Blond Joke from Minnesota.....

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero
when a blonde named Sherry got off work.She made her way to her car and
wondered how she was going to make it home.
She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She
finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she
should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get
stuck in a snow drift.
This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow
went by and she started to follow it.
As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and
she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions.
After an hour had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window.
The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been
following him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of her
daddy's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied that it was ok with him and she could continue if she wanted,
but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to Sears next.