snout Jokes

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Three apprentice vampire bats

Three apprentice vampire bats are taken out to a farm and told to get as much blood as they can find by their teacher. 15 minutes go by and the first vampire bay returns with a little bit of blood on his teeth.
'Where did you get that blood' asked the teacher.
'Do you see that chicken? That's where I got it.' the bat replied.

Shortly after the second vampire bat returns with blood dripping from his snout.
Where did you get that blood' asked the teacher.
'Do you see that chicken? Do you see that cow beyond the chicken? That's where I got it.' the second bat replied.

Some time later the third bat returns with his whole face caked in blood.
Where did you get that blood!' asked the teacher.
'Do you see that chicken? Do you see that cow beyond the chicken? Do you see that wall beyond the cow? I didn't.'

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Man runs over a skunk...

His wife yells at him to drive back to see if it's still alive...
So they drive back and truly, the skunk was still breathing, so the wife wants to take it to the vet. So she takes it to the car and asks her husband: "Where should I put it?"
The husband says: "I don't know... just hold it between your legs?"
Wife: "OK... but... what about the stench?"
Husband: "Oh, the stench?? Well, just cover it's snout..."

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Two wolves in a forest....

are arguing about who they are. The first wolf goes "I am a wolf you are a nuther one"

The second wolf replies "We are both wolves, look I have a snout like your, paws like yours, my coat looks just like yours, our ears are the same"

The first one then says "look I'll go out and show myself to the natives and then you go and show yourself after"

They agree and the first wolf goes and runs past the natives' village.

The natives point and say "hey look a wolf"

The first wolf tells the second wolf to go.

The second wolf runs past the village and the natives say

"Hey look another one"

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What's Pink, has a big appetite, and squeaks

Kirby. You were expecting a pig, but I didn't mention a snout , ears, or a curly pink tail.

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

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