The Best 2 Snotty Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snotty jokes. There are some snotty smug jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snotty nasal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snotty Jokes and Puns

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

If a dog is man's best friend, then a cat must be...

Man's snotty, passive-aggressive ex-girlfriend.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snotty widdle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working snotty arrogant piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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