Snot Jokes

45 snot jokes and hilarious snot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about snot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Whether you're a kid or a kid at heart, you'll love this collection of hilarious snot jokes. Featuring a variety of nasal-related puns, these jokes have something to offer for everyone - even a few booger and scenter jokes! Get ready to laugh, it's time for some snot jokes!

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Funniest Snot Short Jokes

Short snot jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The snot humour may include short booger jokes also.

  1. What do you get when you pick a pig's nose? Hamboogers
    My 8 year old told me this one, i told him it was snot funny.
  2. Losing my virginity was a lot like my first football game There was blood and snot everywhere, but at least my dad came
  3. My 1 year old was eating dinner and his runny nose got on his food. My wife goes: "uh, yea the snot really makes it"
    I replied: "A little sneezoning."
    I don't think I've seen her eyes roll so hard.
  4. This morning i sneezed all over my toast while eating it... I can't believe it snot butter...
  5. If you're kissing on your honey and your nose is sort of runny, you make think it's funny, but it snot.
  6. I've been accused of lying about how much snot comes out of my nose when I sneeze. They always say I'm blowing it out of proportion
  7. People think they're being polite when they sneeze into their sleeves, but really it' snot
  8. Don't pick your nose and eat it, it may look tasty... But it's snot.
  9. No laughing matter. Some people think it's funny when you're nose is wet and runny, but it's snot.
  10. When your nose is really runny everybody thinks it's funny But it'snot.

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Snot One Liners

Which snot one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with snot? I can suggest the ones about snort and spits.

  1. Never kiss your hunny when her nose is runny you may think it's funny but it's snot
  2. If you think having a runny nose is fun... Well, it snot
  3. What do you call pig snot? Hamboogers.
  4. Just sneezed all over my toast I can't believe it snot butter.
  5. Some people think a runny nose is funny... but it's snot.
  6. I sneezed and my kids laughed I yelled "you think it's funny but it's snot".
  7. Don't kiss your wife with a runny nose. You might think it's funny, but it's snot.
  8. From my 5 year old... What is another name for a nose?
    A double-barrel snot gun.
  9. Is that a booger? No it's (s)not.
  10. A lot of people think boogers are funny But they're snot.
  11. Is it hard to get a degree in hocking loogies? Well, it's snot rocket science.
  12. Someone said to me that my hair gel looked like snot: I replied: "No! It's not!"
  13. I felt like my nose was bleeding. But after checking, it'snot.
  14. What did the snot say to the nose? I gotta run.
  15. I thought it was an oyster But it's snot.

Snot joke, I thought it was an oyster

Entertaining Snot Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about snot you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sneeze jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make snot pranks.

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

My wife says she coughs up a bunch of phlegm every morning.

I told her that's snot, ladylike.

You may think it's funny, to kiss your Honey, when their nose is runny, but

It's snot!

A bogey man who's a pretty good guy is...

Snot Bad.

I was going to go out in the cold today

but it snot worth it.

I have a cold

Its snot good.

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

Snot joke, Why did the nose run?