Snort Jokes

Funniest Snort Short Jokes

Short snort jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The snort humour may include short sniff jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the guy who needed to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
2. There's a fine line between being a drug addict and a recreational user... ...and I snorted the whole thing.
3. What's a joke that you invented? Here's mine:
   Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day?
   He was basically addicted.
4. Mary announces to her mother that she is marrying the postman. "What?" Her mum asks. "But he could be your father!"
   Mary snorts. "Mum, age is just a number."
   "No, dear, that's not what I meant"
5. Kids these days are eating tide pods? I mean I used to snort lines of tide... but I'm all clean now
6. My uncle always tells me I shouldn't snort coke He says I'll get ice cubes stuck in my nose.
7. I was doing drugs with my friends and we ran out of coke, so we snorted some estrogen. Now my nose bleeds once a month.
8. She huffed, she snorted, she was gasping for air! I thought to myself, I really need a new car.
9. Do fish smoke seaweed? That wouldn't make any sense, they're underwater. They snort it
10. (Sorry in advance, dad joke) What happens when you snort space dust? You see stars!
    Even I groaned at that. Sorry.

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Snort One Liners

Which snort one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with snort? I can suggest the ones about snipe and sneeze.

1. Why was the blonde snorting Sweet and Low? She thought it was diet coke.
2. I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix... Anybody got a punch line?
3. A woman was accused of snorting a family members ashes. She snorted half a gran.
4. Did you hear about the guy who snorted curry powder? He fell into a korma
5. What do you get when you snort Kool-Aid powder? A punchline
6. I Tried Snorting Coke once... ... but the ice cubes got caught in my nose.
7. I tried snorting coke for the first time I didn't like it, the bubbles tickled
8. How can a dog get high? By snorting cocanine
9. What's the difference between a snort and a sniff? Nobody knows the answer yet.
10. i snorted my nans ashes once not all of it, just half a gran
11. Why did Big Shaq snort Tabasco...? Because man's snot hot.
12. I opened a pack of cereal and snorted it I got high on Life
13. I snorted curry powder once. It nearly put me in a korma.
14. I just snorted kool-aid powder Still eating for the punch line
15. What do you call people snorting up juice at a party? A punchline

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What funny jokes about snort you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean snoop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make snort pranks.