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Funniest Snort Short Jokes

Short snort jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The snort humour may include short sniff jokes also.

  1. Did you hear about the guy who needed to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
  2. There's a fine line between being a drug addict and a recreational user... ...and I snorted the whole thing.
  3. What's a joke that you invented? Here's mine:
    Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day?
    He was basically addicted.
  4. Mary announces to her mother that she is marrying the postman. "What?" Her mum asks. "But he could be your father!"
    Mary snorts. "Mum, age is just a number."
    "No, dear, that's not what I meant"
  5. Kids these days are eating tide pods? I mean I used to snort lines of tide... but I'm all clean now
  6. My uncle always tells me I shouldn't snort coke He says I'll get ice cubes stuck in my nose.
  7. I was doing drugs with my friends and we ran out of coke, so we snorted some estrogen. Now my nose bleeds once a month.
  8. She huffed, she snorted, she was gasping for air! I thought to myself, I really need a new car.
  9. Do fish smoke seaweed? That wouldn't make any sense, they're underwater. They snort it
  10. (Sorry in advance, dad joke) What happens when you snort space dust? You see stars!
    Even I groaned at that. Sorry.

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Snort One Liners

Which snort one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with snort? I can suggest the ones about snipe and sneeze.

  1. Why was the blonde snorting Sweet and Low? She thought it was diet coke.
  2. I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix... Anybody got a punch line?
  3. A woman was accused of snorting a family members ashes. She snorted half a gran.
  4. Did you hear about the guy who snorted curry powder? He fell into a korma
  5. What do you get when you snort Kool-Aid powder? A punchline
  6. I Tried Snorting Coke once... ... but the ice cubes got caught in my nose.
  7. I tried snorting coke for the first time I didn't like it, the bubbles tickled
  8. How can a dog get high? By snorting cocanine
  9. What's the difference between a snort and a sniff? Nobody knows the answer yet.
  10. i snorted my nans ashes once not all of it, just half a gran
  11. Why did Big Shaq snort Tabasco...? Because man's snot hot.
  12. I opened a pack of cereal and snorted it I got high on Life
  13. I snorted curry powder once. It nearly put me in a korma.
  14. I just snorted kool-aid powder Still eating for the punch line
  15. What do you call people snorting up juice at a party? A punchline
Snort joke, What do you call people snorting up juice at a party?

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What funny jokes about snort you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean snoop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make snort pranks.

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I rarely find c**... jokes funny.

But occasionally, an one-liner makes me snort.

If you snort coke, you get high. If you snort flour...

..you get baked.
...frighteningly, my 5th grader came up with this while we were having a discussion about drugs and what he might end up seeing in Middle School next year.

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Every job ad nowadays says they want a "Rockstar"

but when I snort coke off a customer's breasts, they fire me!

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I snorted coke and m**..., smoked four blunts, and injected h**... today...

...and this guy at the auction house is STILL saying im not the highest bidder.

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What type of stories do c**... addicts write?

Snort stories

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What happens when you snort 12 lines of c**... in Mexico?

You over Doce

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If you want to lose weight stop drinking coke.

Snort it instead.

Why didn't the trains at the station leave after the passengers boarded?

If they wanted to leave, they would have gone to the leavetion.

I apologize, it's a terrible joke. But I made it up on the spot and it caused my daughter to snort the bean sprout she was eating into her nose.

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Have you ever tried snorting c**... using Penne?

It gets to your blood stream pasta

Snort joke, Do fish smoke seaweed?