Snort Jokes

37 snort jokes and hilarious snort puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about snort that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Snort Short Jokes

Short snort jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The snort humour may include short sniff jokes also.

  1. Did you hear about the guy who needed to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
  2. Every job ad nowadays says they want a "Rockstar" but when I snort coke off a customer's breasts, they fire me!
  3. There's a fine line between being a drug addict and a recreational user... ...and I snorted the whole thing.
  4. What's a joke that you invented? Here's mine:
    Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day?
    He was basically addicted.
  5. I once got high by snorting ground-up bones of a marine mammal, then I ran my neighbor over. I did it on porpoise.
  6. Woman goes to the doctor... Woman goes to the doctor and says, "Everytime I sneeze I have an orgasam." The doctor asks, "What have you been doing for it?" She replies, "Snorting pepper."
  7. Mary announces to her mother that she is marrying the postman. "What?" Her mum asks. "But he could be your father!"
    Mary snorts. "Mum, age is just a number."
    "No, dear, that's not what I meant"
  8. Johnny's dad was fat, and his son's friend was surprised He whispered to Johnny:" Hey, your dad's a little on the heavy side."
    Johnny snorted. "He's heavy on every side!"
  9. Kids these days are eating tide pods? I mean I used to snort lines of tide... but I'm all clean now
  10. My uncle always tells me I shouldn't snort coke He says I'll get ice cubes stuck in my nose.

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Snort One Liners

Which snort one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with snort? I can suggest the ones about snipe and sneeze.

  1. Why was the blonde snorting Sweet and Low? She thought it was diet coke.
  2. Why did the blonde snort splenda? She thought it was diet coke.
  3. I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix... Anybody got a punch line?
  4. Why did the blond snort NutraSweet? She thought it was diet coke.
  5. A woman was accused of snorting a family members ashes. She snorted half a gran.
  6. Did you hear about the guy who snorted curry powder? He fell into a korma
  7. What do you get when you snort Kool-Aid powder? A punchline
  8. Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener? She thought it was diet coke.
  9. I Tried Snorting Coke once... ... but the ice cubes got caught in my nose.
  10. If you want to lose weight stop drinking coke. Snort it instead.
  11. I tried snorting coke for the first time I didn't like it, the bubbles tickled
  12. How can a dog get high? By snorting cocanine
  13. Why did the blonde snort nutrasweet? She wanted diet coke.
  14. What's the difference between a snort and a sniff? Nobody knows the answer yet.
  15. i snorted my nans ashes once not all of it, just half a gran

Snort joke, i snorted my nans ashes once

Gather Around for Heartwarming Snort Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about snort you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean snoop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make snort pranks.

I rarely find c**... jokes funny.

But occasionally, an one-liner makes me snort.

Jokes about c**... do not make me laugh

But a good one liner will make me snort

My favourite jokes are one liners about launderettes

What can I say, I love dry clean humour.

If you snort coke, you get high. If you snort flour... get baked.
...frighteningly, my 5th grader came up with this while we were having a discussion about drugs and what he might end up seeing in Middle School next year.

I snorted coke and m**..., smoked four blunts, and injected h**... today...

...and this guy at the auction house is STILL saying im not the highest bidder.

What type of stories do c**... addicts write?

Snort stories

What happens when you snort 12 lines of c**... in Mexico?

You over Doce

Why didn't the trains at the station leave after the passengers boarded?

If they wanted to leave, they would have gone to the leavetion.

I apologize, it's a terrible joke. But I made it up on the spot and it caused my daughter to snort the bean sprout she was eating into her nose.

Have you ever tried snorting c**... using Penne?

It gets to your blood stream pasta

Snort joke, i snorted my nans ashes once