Snoring So Loud Jokes
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- Apparently, I snore really loudly... ...loud enough to terrify everyone in the car I'm driving!
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Snoring So Loud One Liners
Which snoring so loud one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with snoring so loud? I can suggest the ones about snoring and loud noise.
- Apparently I snore so loudly that I scare everyone in the car I'm driving.
- Apparently I snore so loud It scares people in the car I'm driving
- I snore very loudly when I sleep. So loudly, it scares the passengers in my car.
- My girlfriend snores very loudly Guess she knows how to sleep soundly
- Weird flex but not ok. I snore too loud that scares my friends in the car I'm driving.
Snoring So Loud Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about snoring so loud you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean breath so bad jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make snoring so loud pranks.
Every hotel room was taken.
By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded. "Or just a bed--I don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired traveler assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning John came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"
"Nope. I shut him up in no time?"
"How'd you manage that?"
"He was already in bed, snoring away. when I came in the room," John said. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
A guy walks into a doctors office and says
'You've gotta help me doc. I snore so loudly that I keep waking myself up, what can I do?'
'Oh that's easy' replies the doctor, 'just sleep in another room'
Courtesy of my 6 year old.
I proved my wife wrong!
So, my wife said yesterday that I have started snoring, and its loud! I didn't believe it. So, today, I am up all night to see if I actually snore. But nothing so far..
Proved her wrong!
Every Hotel Room Was Taken
By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded. "Or just a bed--I don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired traveler assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning John came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"
"Nope. I shut him up in no time?"
"How'd you manage that?"
"He was already in bed, snoring away. when I came in the room," John said. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
A kilted Scotsman
was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.
As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they found him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt."
She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw that he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, "Well, the mystery is solved! Let's thank him for sharing!" She took off her pretty blue hair ribbon and gently tied it around the Scotsman's endowment.
A while later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a minute, then said, "I don't know where y'been laddie... but it's nice ta see you won firrrst prrrize!"