Snoring Jokes

Funniest Snoring Short Jokes

Short snoring jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The snoring humour may include short blowing nose jokes also.

1. Me: You know, the female black widow spider kills the male spider after mating. I don't understand why? Wife: I'm pretty sure it's to stop the male from snoring before it starts
2. Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. [from personal experience.]
3. My girlfriend said I should be louder in the bedroom. But apparently she didn't give me permission to snore.
4. - I have two news: a good one and a bad one, which one do you want to hear first? - Can you do both at the same time?
   - Grandpa stopped snoring
5. Snoring is just someone bragging about being asleep. I can't take credit for this joke, but I am proud to say I'm married to one of the all time greatest braggers.
6. My girlfriend suggested we get soundproof walls fitted in our bedroom. It will stop the neighbours complaining about our snoring.
7. Not to brag, but I'm pretty good in bed. I don't snore or steal covers. And I only pee if something startles me.
8. My wife recently started snoring, so I decided to use earplugs. but I can only get one in before she wakes up, turns out she doesn't like it when I shove earplugs in her nose.
9. My wife tells all her friends that I'm good in bed.... ...because I stay on my own side and I don't snore.
10. I just bought a sleeping bag from a car boot sale and it's living up to its name. It's been snoring all the way home.

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Snoring One Liners

Which snoring one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with snoring? I can suggest the ones about narcolepsy and snort.

1. Apparently I snore so loudly that I scare everyone in the car I'm driving.
2. I don't snore, I dream I'm a motorcycle. And that's why I wake up exhausted.
3. Apparently I snore so loud It scares people in the car I'm driving
4. I'm great in bed I barely move, and I don't snore either.
5. Snoring comes easily to me. In fact, I can do it in my sleep.
6. what brand soup makes you snore when you sleep? Its knorr
7. I always think of my wife late at night. The thought of her snoring arouses me.
8. My girlfriend snores very loudly Guess she knows how to sleep soundly
9. Weird flex but not ok. I snore too loud that scares my friends in the car I'm driving.
10. Why do you not hear yourselves snoring? "Because I am in sound sleep"
11. How do feet snore? Sock-shoe sock-shoe sock-shoe
12. My cat is snoring. It's one of my biggest pet pet peeves.
13. How to be insulting at the library: Find the coziest reading nook and start snoring.

Comedy Snoring Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about snoring you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean asleep jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make snoring pranks.