snore Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious snore puns

Apparently I snore so loudly that

I scare everyone in the car I'm driving.

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A guy walks into a doctors office and says

'You've gotta help me doc. I snore so loudly that I keep waking myself up, what can I do?'

'Oh that's easy' replies the doctor, 'just sleep in another room'


Courtesy of my 6 year old.

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Apparently, I snore really loudly...

...loud enough to terrify everyone in the car I'm driving!

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Why do men snore when they sleep on their back?

Because their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock.

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"My butt fell asleep"

At lunch, my woman said, "we've sat here so long, my butt has gone to sleep". I said "I know it. I heard it snore a couple of times"

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My girlfriend said I should be louder in the bedroom.

But apparently she didn't give me permission to snore.

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Apparently I snore so loud

It scares people in the car I'm driving

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Not to brag, but I'm pretty good in bed.

I don't snore or steal covers. And I only pee if something startles me.

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My wife tells all her friends that I'm good in bed....

...because I stay on my own side and I don't snore.

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Apparently I snore

It scares the sh*t out of my passengers

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How do feet snore?

Sock-shoe sock-shoe sock-shoe

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Why do men snore whilst sleeping on the back?

Because our balls covers our asshole

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Why do men snore when they sleep on their backs?

Because their balls flop over their ass and they get vapor locked.

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Why do men snore?

Because their balls flop over their ass and they get vapor locked.

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I heard that it's impossible to snore while dreaming.

I guess that means my roommates don't dream.

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Why do men snore?

Their balls fall over their asshole causing vapor lock.

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Why do men snore?

Because their balls fall over their butt-holes and they vapor lock.

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Why do men snore when they sleep on their back?

Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock.

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Weird flex but not ok.

I snore too loud that scares my friends in the car I'm driving.

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What are the most funny Snore jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Snore? Well, here are the best Snore dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Snore pick up lines to share with friends.

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