I scare everyone in the car I'm driving.
'You've gotta help me doc. I snore so loudly that I keep waking myself up, what can I do?'
'Oh that's easy' replies the doctor, 'just sleep in another room'
Courtesy of my 6 year old.
...loud enough to terrify everyone in the car I'm driving!
Because their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock.
At lunch, my woman said, "we've sat here so long, my butt has gone to sleep". I said "I know it. I heard it snore a couple of times"
But apparently she didn't give me permission to snore.
It scares people in the car I'm driving
I don't snore or steal covers. And I only pee if something startles me.
...because I stay on my own side and I don't snore.
It scares the sh*t out of my passengers
Sock-shoe sock-shoe sock-shoe
Because our balls covers our asshole
Because their balls flop over their ass and they get vapor locked.
Because their balls flop over their ass and they get vapor locked.
I guess that means my roommates don't dream.
Their balls fall over their asshole causing vapor lock.
Because their balls fall over their butt-holes and they vapor lock.
Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock.
I snore too loud that scares my friends in the car I'm driving.
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