The Best 16 Snooze Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snooze jokes. There are some snooze bed jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snooze drowsy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snooze Jokes and Puns

"You snooze, you lose."

-Competitive insomniacs

Why did the blonde burn to death?

She couldn't find the snooze button on the smoke alarm.

The inventor of the snooze button has passed away.

His funeral will take place tomorrow at 8:00, 8:06, 8:11, 8:13, and 8:14.

Snooze joke, The inventor of the snooze button has passed away.

I do 10 sit ups every morning

It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.

Keep the dream alive.

Hit the snooze button.

What do you need most after a 8 hour sleep

A 5 minute snooze

Hitting the snooze button...

... Is just starting your day off with a nap.

Snooze joke, Hitting the snooze button...

You know how they say "if you snooze you lose"...

I snooze every morning and have never lost any sleep over it.

What do you call an alarm clock that doesn't have a snooze button?

A toddler

Don't let go of your dreams

Press snooze

Anyone Bantu Africa?

What happens when you fall asleep while Shaka is attacking?
- you snooze, Zulus!

You can explore snooze slumber reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean snooze siesta dad jokes. There are also snooze puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

My grandfather once gave me some wise advice. If you snooze you lose

Then he had a heart attack in his sleep.

The government is like a snooze button

It can't go more than 5 minutes without annoying you

I failed to keep my dream alive.

The snooze button was too far away.

I was having trouble staying awake at work but my coworker beat me to the last cup of coffee in the pot.

It's like they say: if you lose you snooze.

Hey girl, are you a snooze button?

Because you make me want to hit you every five minutes.

Snooze joke, Hey girl, are you a snooze button?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snooze synths jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working snooze snore piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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