Snooze Jokes

Funniest Snooze Short Jokes

Short snooze jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The snooze humour may include short sneeze jokes also.

1. CNN says that Trumpists have been falling asleep at Trump rallies lately Trump says it's all just fake snooze.
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   Credit where credit is due I stole this from YouTube comments.
2. I just got back from the annual alarm clock convention, and I'm never going again It was a total snooze-fest
3. I do 10 sit ups every morning It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
4. You know how they say "if you snooze you lose"... I snooze every morning and have never lost any sleep over it.
5. Anyone Bantu Africa? What happens when you fall asleep while Shaka is attacking?
   - you snooze, Zulus!
6. My grandfather once gave me some wise advice. If you snooze you lose Then he had a heart attack in his sleep.
7. The government is like a snooze button It can't go more than 5 minutes without annoying you
8. Hey girl, are you a snooze button? Because you make me want to hit you every five minutes.
9. I turned on the light to wake up my kids. My 2-year-old turned it off and went back to bed. She used to be the family alarm clock. Now she's the snooze button.
10. The inventor of the snooze button has passed away. His f**... will take place tomorrow at 8:00, 8:06, 8:11, 8:13, and 8:14.

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Snooze One Liners

Which snooze one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with snooze? I can suggest the ones about sleep knock knock and fall asleep.

1. "You snooze, you lose." -Competitive insomniacs
2. Why did the blonde burn to death? She couldn't find the snooze button on the smoke alarm.
3. Keep the dream alive. Hit the snooze button.
4. What do you need most after a 8 hour sleep A 5 minute snooze
5. Hitting the snooze button... ... Is just starting your day off with a nap.
6. What do you call an alarm clock that doesn't have a snooze button? A toddler
7. When you pay rent... it's like hitting the snooze-bar on being homeless
8. Don't let go of your dreams Press snooze
9. I failed to keep my dream alive. The snooze button was too far away.
10. Hit snooze until the panic sets in.
11. being narcoleptic is so boring it's snooze worthy :) :) :)
12. Why are Australians never late for work? Their snooze button only lasts 6 minutes.

Snooze Button Jokes

Here is a list of funny snooze button jokes and even better snooze button puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I may not be getting laid tonight, but I'm definitely b**... my snooze button in the morning.

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What funny jokes about snooze you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean slept jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make snooze pranks.