The Best 8 Snoopy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snoopy jokes. There are some snoopy popeye jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snoopy pluto puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snoopy Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend says that I am snoopy.

But OK, maybe she meant it differently when she wrote it in her diary.

Lately, whenever I read a comic strip about Charlie Brown or Snoopy I break out in hives.

I think I'm allergic to Peanuts.

I think Jobs are too snoopy when it comes to our private sex lives

Whenever it has the spot on the application that says sex: , as a young man, I'm always just slightly caught off guard. I reluctantly put my number of times there.

Sometimes it provides me with the choice of M or F online. I always select the F for few. Hopefully one day I'll be able to put M for many

As an aside, for some reason, the people I meet during the interview always seem confused at first

A blonde called tech support and was asked for her password

She replies, "Snoopy Snow White Cinderella Dopey Pinocchio Harry Potter Ariel 8." The tech support guy ask, "Why such a long password?" "I was told it needs to have 7 characters and one number." She replies.

There's a group of passive aggressive people that keep saying I'm a snoopy mailman

I know because they keep writing letters about it to their friends.


Breaking News: Snoopy has officially been retired from comics.

He was tired of working for Peanuts.

Why did Snoopy quit the comic strip?

He was tired of working for peanuts.

My Grandpa said that Snoopy is his favorite rapper.

He went on to explain that he generally doesn't like the hipping hop, but Snoopy Dog was his favorite.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snoopy bloodhound jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working snoopy snowmen piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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