Snoop Jokes
119 snoop jokes and hilarious snoop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about snoop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the funniest Snoop Dog jokes around! From spy jokes to synth jokes, there's something for everyone. Laugh along with Snoop's best jokes!
Funniest Snoop Short Jokes
Short snoop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The snoop humour may include short sniff jokes also.
- Snoop Dogg goes to a vocal coach The coach asks him "Can you sing very high?"
Snoop says "I can't sing if I'm not." - Donald Trump wants to become President This is not the first time he has tried to kick a black family out of their home.
Credit : Snoop Dogg - My 9-year old told this one today. What does snoop dogg say after performing a magic trick? Ta da da da da
- English is not first language want to try joke from my country Why did snoop dog not have a pretty green American yard?
Because he don't love no hose. - What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre. - Snoop Dogg should have given the official response to Trump's Presidential Address to Congress... He has probably participated in more Joint Sessions than just about anyone.
- I used to have a great body... Had to get rid of it when the police started snooping around.
- What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg? A Blunt force
- How much olive oil does Snoop Dogg use to cook? A drizzle.
- Why isn't snoop dogs lawn green? Cuz he don't love no hose
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Snoop One Liners
Which snoop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with snoop? I can suggest the ones about snort and sneak.
- Didn't Snoop Dogg change his name? Or was Snoop Lyin'?
- What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team? The High Five
- What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre
- Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue? Fo' chisel.
- Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? There was a Lil Wayne outside
- why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle
- What do you call a Snoop Dogg impersonator? Faux Shizzle
- What is Snoop Doggs favorite tool for woodworking? A chizzle.
- What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for? Possesion.
- What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts? Drops it like it's hot.
- If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child... they could call it Slush Puppy :)
- How does Snoop Dogg pay for pedicures? Crip toe currency.
- Snoop Dogg is 49 years old... That's 7 in Dogg years.
- How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas? he raps his presents
- Snoop Dogg should open up a Vietnamese-German fusion restaurant and call it Pho Schnitzel
Snoop Dogg Jokes
Here is a list of funny snoop dogg jokes and even better snoop dogg puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Montreal? Smoked Meat Every Day.
- When Snoop Dogg fries bacon, he listens closely... ... fo' sizzle.
- Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany? For Schnitzel.
- How many sculpting tools does Snoop Dogg usually use? Four chisel, my nizzle...
- What's Snoop Dogg's favourite weapon? A blunt weapon.
- Did you hear Snoop Dogg got Rheumatoid Arthritis? His joints were inflamed
- Why does Snoop Dogg use conditioner? Fo'frizzel
- Snoop Dogg is a huge fan of The Magic School Bus. F'rizzle.
- How is Snoop Dogg combating the corona virus? Bleeaoch!
- What's Snoop Doggs favorite part of grilling? The sizzle.
Snoop Dog Jokes
Here is a list of funny snoop dog jokes and even better snoop dog puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Many people think that if Snoop was an animal, he'd be a lion or a dog. But personally, I think he'd be a puffin.
- Why can Snoop Dog easily win fights? He has the high ground.
- What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff? Snoop dog.
- Why did Snoop Dogs grass die? Cuz he don't love no hose.
- What do you call a dog that sniffs out drugs? Snoop Dogg
- What do you call bomber version of Snoop Dog? B-52 (High Altitude Bomber)
- If snoop dog was a pokemon, would he be a grass type?
- Why does Snoop Dog like bacon? For sizzle!
- What would be the best thing about being friends with Snoop Dog? You'd have friends in high places.
- Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon? Fo' Drizzle

Playful Snoop Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about snoop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scout jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make snoop pranks.
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What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?
His garden h**....
What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?
Tree O'clock!
Corny Jokes
What kind of bees produce milk?
--Boobies
Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
-- fo drizzle
What's black and rhymes with snoop?
--Dr. Dre
Why don't you play poker in the jungle?
-- Too many cheetahs
What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she have him a sweater for Xmas??
-- Gh, Gh, Ghee, U Knit..
What does Snoop sea lion smoke?
Seaweed.
What's the difference between Sammy Hagar and Snoop Lion?
Sammy was in Van Halen
Snoop was In Halen
Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.
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Why does Snoop Dogg wear a c**...?
Fo jizzle.
What word with an N and two Gs is used to call a black man and is also relevant in rap music
Snoop Dogg
What does Snoop Dogg wear in bed?
Nuthin but a g strang
Why was Snoop Dogg in hospital?
He needed a Hip-Hoperation.
What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?
The Next Episode
So Donald Trump wants to be president and move into the white house. Why not?
It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.
*credits to Snoop Dogg @ Donald Trump roast*
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Snoop Dogg recently announced the he doesn't smoke w**... any more
But he also doesn't smoke any less.
What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?
Are you ready for the next episode?
What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?
Drizzle
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Snoop Dogg seems to be investing in a company that will deliver w**... to your house in 10 minutes...
Sadly, the name Instagram is taken.
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What do you call a tree that smokes w**...?
Snoop Log
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If I ever met Snoop in person, I'd spend most of the time jovially dissing him for laughs.
I do love a good p**... roast.
What is Snoop Dogg's favorite restaurant?
Sizzle-r
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My girlfriend likes it from behind while she's smoking a blunt.
Snoop d**....
What does Snoop Dogg use to clean his clothes?
"Ble-otch!!!"
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
French onion soup.
Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?
Embezzlement
What killed Snoop Panda?
No Bamboozle
Why should you always listen to Snoop Dogg's suggestions?
His ideas are never half-baked.
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I heard Snoop Dogg wants to run for president.
He wants to put the p**... back in
POTUS.
Why does Snoop Dogg always have that guitar on stage but yet he never plays it?
For show.
Snoop dogg and CS:GO have something in common
They both smoke mid
What's Snoop Dogg's new cooking show called?
420 Braise It
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What's the difference between Snoop Dogg and St. Valentine?
Snoop Dogg survived getting s**....
Why do people look to Snoop Dogg and Seth Rogen to teach them how to make good blunts and joints?
Because they're good roll models.
Who was the shadiest rapper to collaborate with Snoop Dogg?
Dr. Drapes
What does snoop dogg say when he opens a soda can that has been shaken?
What the fizzy?
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If Snoop Dogg dies before p**... becomes legal in the US,
He will be rolling in his grave.
I met Snoop Dogg last night and he said that I roll the best blunts he's ever smoked.
That's high praise.
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How does Snoop organize his w**...?
In chronic-logical order
What score did Snoop Dogg get on his test?
So high he barely passed
What does Snoop Dogg look for at the art store?
For chisels.
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How does Snoop give Eminem a Christmas gift?
g**... wrapped.
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Why did Snoopy quit the comic s**...?
He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What does Snoop Dogg call it when he receives o**... s**?
A blow jizzle.
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How does Snoop Dogg greet the French?
b**... jour.
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In Soviet Russia we also have a Snoop Dogg.
But he just regular dog who work for KGB.
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Why was Snoop Dogg arrested after serving me nachos in a Mexican restaurant?
Because m**... was the queso that he gave me. (This is a joke I made for my husband, the king of dad jokes)
Snoopy writes a Batman comic book.
"He is the Dark and Stormy Knight..."

