Snoop Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Didn't Snoop Dogg change his name?

Or was Snoop Lyin'?

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US,

He will be rolling in his grave.

So Donald Trump wants to be president and move into the white house. Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

 

 

*credits to Snoop Dogg @ Donald Trump roast*

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

If weed becomes legalized after Snoop Dog dies

He'll be rolling in his grave

Snoop Dogg goes to a vocal coach

The coach asks him "Can you sing very high?"

Snoop says "I can't sing if I'm not."

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Snoop Dogg seems to be investing in a company that will deliver weed to your house in 10 minutes...

Sadly, the name Instagram is taken.

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

There was a Lil Wayne outside

Donald Trump wants to become President

This is not the first time he has tried to kick a black family out of their home.


Credit : Snoop Dogg

why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What do you call a Snoop Dogg impersonator?

Faux Shizzle

What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre......

"Donald says he wants to run for President and move on into the White House...

...why not; it wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home" -Snoop Dogg

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

For drizzle.

What's black and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

What is Snoop Doggs favorite tool for woodworking?

A chizzle.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What's brown and runny?

Usain Bolt.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

My girlfriend likes it from behind while she's smoking a blunt.

Snoop Doggy style.

Why does Snoop Dog use an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child...

they could call it Slush Puppy :)

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Snoop Dogg should have given the official response to Trump's Presidential Address to Congress...

He has probably participated in more Joint Sessions than just about anyone.

Was Snoop Dogg being serious when he changed his name?

Or was Snoop Lion ?

Donald trump wants to run for president, Why not?

Wouldn't be the first time he's pushed a black family out of their home.

(Snoop Dogg - /u/Here_Comes_The_King )

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop ?

Dr.Dre

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

When Snoop Dogg fries bacon, he listens closely...

... fo' sizzle.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Montreal?

Smoked Meat Every Day.

How much olive oil does Snoop Dogg use to cook?

A drizzle.

How does Snoop organize his weed?

In chronic-logical order

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

What's Snoop Dogg's favourite weapon?

A blunt weapon.

Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Germany?

Schiznitzel.

Snoop Dogg recently announced the he doesn't smoke weed any more

But he also doesn't smoke any less.

How many sculpting tools does Snoop Dogg usually use?

Four chisel, my nizzle...

If Snoop Dog dies before marijuana becomes legal in the States

He'll be rolling in his grave.

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

What's Snoop Doggs favorite part of grilling?

The sizzle.

What did Snoop Dog use to get his whites whiter?

Bleeyotch!

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Many people think that if Snoop was an animal, he'd be a lion or a dog.

But personally, I think he'd be a puffin.

What's Snoop Dogg's new cooking show called?

420 Braise It

Why do people look to Snoop Dogg and Seth Rogen to teach them how to make good blunts and joints?

Because they're good roll models.

Who was the shadiest rapper to collaborate with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Drapes

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

What does snoop dogg say when he opens a soda can that has been shaken?

What the fizzy?

Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?

Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?
For the drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg look for at the art store?

For chisels.

What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?

Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

How does Snoop Dogg keep his whites whiter and his brights brighter?

Blee-yach.

Why does Snoop Dogg always have that guitar on stage but yet he never plays it?

For show.

What killed Snoop Panda?

No Bamboozle

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

What is Snoop Dogg's favorite restaurant?

Sizzle-r

What's Snoop Dogg's favourite chocolate bar?

Sniggas.

Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella

Fohdrizzle

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

French onion soup.

What's the difference between Snoop Dogg and St. Valentine?

Snoop Dogg survived getting stoned.

Under what circumstances does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle

Why can Snoop Dog easily win fights?

He has the high ground.

Why did Snoop Dogg wear a rain jacket?

For the Drizzle

Corny Jokes

What kind of bees produce milk?

--Boobies

Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?

-- fo drizzle

What's black and rhymes with snoop?

--Dr. Dre

Why don't you play poker in the jungle?

-- Too many cheetahs

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she have him a sweater for Xmas??

-- Gh, Gh, Ghee, U Knit..

Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

Why does Snoop Dogg wear a condom?

Fo jizzle.

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

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