The Best 76 Snoop Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snoop jokes. There are some snoop tupac jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snoop snoop dogg puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snoop Jokes and Puns

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What's brown and runny?

Usain Bolt.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What's Snoop Dogg's favourite chocolate bar?

Sniggas.

Snoop joke, What's Snoop Dogg's favourite chocolate bar?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.


How does Snoop Dogg keep his whites whiter and his brights brighter?

Blee-yach.

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Snoop joke, Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

There was a Lil Wayne outside

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Germany?

Schiznitzel.

"Donald says he wants to run for President and move on into the White House...

...why not; it wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home" -Snoop Dogg

When Snoop Dogg fries bacon, he listens closely...

... fo' sizzle.

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

So Donald Trump wants to be president and move into the white house. Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

 

 

*credits to Snoop Dogg @ Donald Trump roast*

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

Didn't Snoop Dogg change his name?

Or was Snoop Lyin'?

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

Snoop joke, What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Snoop Dogg recently announced the he doesn't smoke weed any more

But he also doesn't smoke any less.

Donald trump wants to run for president, Why not?

Wouldn't be the first time he's pushed a black family out of their home.

(Snoop Dogg - /u/Here_Comes_The_King )

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?


What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?

Drizzle

Donald Trump wants to become President

This is not the first time he has tried to kick a black family out of their home.

Credit : Snoop Dogg

Was Snoop Dogg being serious when he changed his name?

Or was Snoop Lion ?

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child...

they could call it Slush Puppy :)

Snoop Dogg seems to be investing in a company that will deliver weed to your house in 10 minutes...

Sadly, the name Instagram is taken.

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

What is Snoop Dogg's favorite restaurant?

Sizzle-r

If weed becomes legalized after Snoop Dog dies

He'll be rolling in his grave

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Montreal?

Smoked Meat Every Day.

Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?

Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?
For the drizzle

My girlfriend likes it from behind while she's smoking a blunt.

Snoop Doggy style.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

How much olive oil does Snoop Dogg use to cook?

A drizzle.

why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

French onion soup.

What is Snoop Doggs favorite tool for woodworking?

A chizzle.

Snoop Dogg should have given the official response to Trump's Presidential Address to Congress...

He has probably participated in more Joint Sessions than just about anyone.

What killed Snoop Panda?

No Bamboozle

What's Snoop Doggs favorite part of grilling?

The sizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg always have that guitar on stage but yet he never plays it?

For show.

What's Snoop Dogg's new cooking show called?

420 Braise It

Snoop Dogg goes to a vocal coach

The coach asks him "Can you sing very high?"

Snoop says "I can't sing if I'm not."

What's black and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

Why does Snoop Dog use an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Many people think that if Snoop was an animal, he'd be a lion or a dog.

But personally, I think he'd be a puffin.

Why do people look to Snoop Dogg and Seth Rogen to teach them how to make good blunts and joints?

Because they're good roll models.

Who was the shadiest rapper to collaborate with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Drapes

What does snoop dogg say when he opens a soda can that has been shaken?

What the fizzy?

What's Snoop Dogg's favourite weapon?

A blunt weapon.

If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US,

He will be rolling in his grave.

If Snoop Dog dies before marijuana becomes legal in the States

He'll be rolling in his grave.

How does Snoop organize his weed?

In chronic-logical order

What do you call a Snoop Dogg impersonator?

Faux Shizzle

What does Snoop Dogg look for at the art store?

For chisels.

Why did Snoopy quit the comic strip?

He was tired of working for peanuts.

What did Snoop Dog use to get his whites whiter?

Bleeyotch!

How many sculpting tools does Snoop Dogg usually use?

Four chisel, my nizzle...

Whats brown and rhyms with Snoop?

Dr Dre

What does Snoop Dogg call it when he receives oral sex?

A blow jizzle.

How is Snoop Dogg combating the corona virus?

Bleeaoch!

Why DIDN'T Snoop Dog need an umbrella?

Faux drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg use conditioner?

Fo'frizzel

Why isn't snoop dogs lawn green?

Cuz he don't love no hose

English is not first language want to try joke from my country

Why did snoop dog not have a pretty green American yard?

Because he don't love no hose.

Snoop Dogg is a huge fan of The Magic School Bus.

F'rizzle.

Why did Snoop Dog bring an umbrella?

Fo'Drizzle

How does Snoop Dogg greet the French?

Bong jour.

Snoop Dogg is 49 years old...

That's 7 in Dogg years.

Did you hear Snoop Dogg got Rheumatoid Arthritis?

His joints were inflamed

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle, my nizzle.

In Soviet Russia we also have a Snoop Dogg.

But he just regular dog who work for KGB.

Why was Snoop Dogg arrested after serving me nachos in a Mexican restaurant?

Because murder was the queso that he gave me. (This is a joke I made for my husband, the king of dad jokes)

How does Snoop Dogg pay for pedicures?

Crip toe currency.

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