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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?
Drops it like it's hot.
What's Snoop Dogg's favourite chocolate bar?
Sniggas.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre
What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?
His garden hoes.
What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?
Snoop dog.
How does Snoop Dogg keep his whites whiter and his brights brighter?
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"Donald says he wants to run for President and move on into the White House...
...why not; it wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home" -Snoop Dogg
When Snoop Dogg fries bacon, he listens closely...
... fo' sizzle.
Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?
Fo' chisel.
So Donald Trump wants to be president and move into the white house. Why not?
It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.
*credits to Snoop Dogg @ Donald Trump roast*
Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?
For Schnitzel.
Didn't Snoop Dogg change his name?
Or was Snoop Lyin'?
What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?
Possesion.
Snoop Dogg recently announced the he doesn't smoke weed any more
But he also doesn't smoke any less.
Donald trump wants to run for president, Why not?
Wouldn't be the first time he's pushed a black family out of their home.
(Snoop Dogg - /u/Here_Comes_The_King )
What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?
Are you ready for the next episode?
What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?
Drizzle
Donald Trump wants to become President
This is not the first time he has tried to kick a black family out of their home.
Credit : Snoop Dogg
Was Snoop Dogg being serious when he changed his name?
Or was Snoop Lion ?
What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?
The High Five
If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child...
they could call it Slush Puppy :)
Snoop Dogg seems to be investing in a company that will deliver weed to your house in 10 minutes...
Sadly, the name Instagram is taken.
What do you call a tree that smokes weed?
Snoop Log
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
For Drizzle.
What is Snoop Dogg's favorite restaurant?
Sizzle-r
If weed becomes legalized after Snoop Dog dies
He'll be rolling in his grave
What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Montreal?
Smoked Meat Every Day.
Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?
Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?
For the drizzle
My girlfriend likes it from behind while she's smoking a blunt.
Snoop Doggy style.
What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?
A Blunt force
How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?
he raps his presents
How much olive oil does Snoop Dogg use to cook?
A drizzle.
why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo drizzle
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
French onion soup.
What is Snoop Doggs favorite tool for woodworking?
A chizzle.
Snoop Dogg should have given the official response to Trump's Presidential Address to Congress...
He has probably participated in more Joint Sessions than just about anyone.
What killed Snoop Panda?
No Bamboozle
What's Snoop Doggs favorite part of grilling?
The sizzle.
Why does Snoop Dogg always have that guitar on stage but yet he never plays it?
For show.
What's Snoop Dogg's new cooking show called?
420 Braise It
Snoop Dogg goes to a vocal coach
The coach asks him "Can you sing very high?"
Snoop says "I can't sing if I'm not."
What's black and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr Dre
Why does Snoop Dog use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
For drizzle.
What's the difference between Snoop Dogg and St. Valentine?
Snoop Dogg survived getting stoned.
Many people think that if Snoop was an animal, he'd be a lion or a dog.
But personally, I think he'd be a puffin.
Why do people look to Snoop Dogg and Seth Rogen to teach them how to make good blunts and joints?
Because they're good roll models.
Who was the shadiest rapper to collaborate with Snoop Dogg?
Dr. Drapes
What does snoop dogg say when he opens a soda can that has been shaken?
What the fizzy?
Why can Snoop Dog easily win fights?
He has the high ground.
What's Snoop Dogg's favourite weapon?
A blunt weapon.
If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US,
He will be rolling in his grave.
If Snoop Dog dies before marijuana becomes legal in the States
He'll be rolling in his grave.
How does Snoop organize his weed?
In chronic-logical order
What do you call a Snoop Dogg impersonator?
Faux Shizzle
What does Snoop Dogg look for at the art store?
For chisels.
Why did Snoopy quit the comic strip?
He was tired of working for peanuts.
What did Snoop Dog use to get his whites whiter?
Bleeyotch!
How many sculpting tools does Snoop Dogg usually use?
Four chisel, my nizzle...
Under what circumstances does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle
Whats brown and rhyms with Snoop?
Dr Dre
What does Snoop Dogg call it when he receives oral sex?
A blow jizzle.
How is Snoop Dogg combating the corona virus?
Bleeaoch!
Why DIDN'T Snoop Dog need an umbrella?
Faux drizzle.
Why does Snoop Dogg use conditioner?
Fo'frizzel
Why isn't snoop dogs lawn green?
Cuz he don't love no hose
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Why did snoop dog not have a pretty green American yard?
Because he don't love no hose.
Snoop Dogg is a huge fan of The Magic School Bus.
F'rizzle.
What's Snoop Dog's favourite tool?
A chisel
Why did Snoop Dog bring an umbrella?
Fo'Drizzle
How does Snoop Dogg greet the French?
Bong jour.
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