The Best 35 Snoop Dogg Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snoop Dogg jokes. There are some snoop dogg broadus jr jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Snoop Dogg Jokes and Puns

Didn't Snoop Dogg change his name?

Or was Snoop Lyin'?

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US,

He will be rolling in his grave.

So Donald Trump wants to be president and move into the white house. Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

 

 

*credits to Snoop Dogg @ Donald Trump roast*

Snoop Dogg goes to a vocal coach

The coach asks him "Can you sing very high?"

Snoop says "I can't sing if I'm not."


Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Snoop Dogg seems to be investing in a company that will deliver weed to your house in 10 minutes...

Sadly, the name Instagram is taken.

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

There was a Lil Wayne outside

Donald Trump wants to become President

This is not the first time he has tried to kick a black family out of their home.

Credit : Snoop Dogg

why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What do you call a Snoop Dogg impersonator?

Faux Shizzle

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"Donald says he wants to run for President and move on into the White House...

...why not; it wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home" -Snoop Dogg

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

For drizzle.

What is Snoop Doggs favorite tool for woodworking?

A chizzle.

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child...

they could call it Slush Puppy :)

How does Snoop Dogg pay for pedicures?

Crip toe currency.

Snoop Dogg should have given the official response to Trump's Presidential Address to Congress...

He has probably participated in more Joint Sessions than just about anyone.

In Soviet Russia we also have a Snoop Dogg.

But he just regular dog who work for KGB.


Why was Snoop Dogg arrested after serving me nachos in a Mexican restaurant?

Because murder was the queso that he gave me. (This is a joke I made for my husband, the king of dad jokes)

Was Snoop Dogg being serious when he changed his name?

Or was Snoop Lion ?

What's Snoop Dogg's favourite chocolate bar?

Sniggas.

Donald trump wants to run for president, Why not?

Wouldn't be the first time he's pushed a black family out of their home.

(Snoop Dogg - /u/Here_Comes_The_King )

Snoop Dogg is 49 years old...

That's 7 in Dogg years.

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

How much olive oil does Snoop Dogg use to cook?

A drizzle.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Montreal?

Smoked Meat Every Day.

When Snoop Dogg fries bacon, he listens closely...

... fo' sizzle.

Snoop Dogg recently announced the he doesn't smoke weed any more

But he also doesn't smoke any less.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Germany?

Schiznitzel.

How many sculpting tools does Snoop Dogg usually use?

Four chisel, my nizzle...

What's Snoop Dogg's favourite weapon?

A blunt weapon.

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