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- Snoop Dogg goes to a vocal coach The coach asks him "Can you sing very high?"
Snoop says "I can't sing if I'm not." - Donald Trump wants to become President This is not the first time he has tried to kick a black family out of their home.
Credit : Snoop Dogg - My 9-year old told this one today. What does Snoop Dogg say after performing a magic trick? Ta da da da da
- "Donald says he wants to run for President and move on into the White House... ...why not; it wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home" -Snoop Dogg
- Snoop Dogg should have given the official response to Trump's Presidential Address to Congress... He has probably participated in more Joint Sessions than just about anyone.
- Donald trump wants to run for president, Why not? Wouldn't be the first time he's pushed a black family out of their home.
(Snoop Dogg - /u/Here_Comes_The_King ) - How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas? he raps his presents
- Snoop Dogg should open up a Vietnamese-German fusion restaurant and call it Pho Schnitzel
- What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg? A Blunt force
- How much olive oil does Snoop Dogg use to cook? A drizzle.
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- Didn't Snoop Dogg change his name? Or was Snoop Lyin'?
- What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team? The High Five
- Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue? Fo' chisel.
- Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? There was a Lil Wayne outside
- why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle
- What do you call a Snoop Dogg impersonator? Faux Shizzle
- Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? For drizzle.
- What is Snoop Doggs favorite tool for woodworking? A chizzle.
- What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for? Possesion.
- If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child... they could call it Slush Puppy :)
- How does Snoop Dogg pay for pedicures? Crip toe currency.
- In Soviet Russia we also have a Snoop Dogg. But he just regular dog who work for KGB.
- Was Snoop Dogg being serious when he changed his name? Or was Snoop Lion ?
- What's Snoop Dogg's favourite chocolate bar? Sniggas.
- Snoop Dogg is 49 years old... That's 7 in Dogg years.
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Snoop Dogg's Sister Must Sure Get Around...
Because everyone he runs into is his nephew!
Clean shirts
Q: How does Snoop Dogg keep his tee shirts so white?
A: Blee-otch.
How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?
He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!
What is Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg's favorite facebook game?
Candy Kush.
Diddy
Snoop Dogg made a rap for Hot pockets.
Did he?
No, Snoop dogg
What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?
His garden h**....
What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?
Tree O'clock!
Snoop Dogg announced he's quitting rapping to open an ice cream shop.
He's now known as Scoop Dogg.
Did you hear that Snoop Dogg and Sean Connery like to get together twice a month and deep fry various objects?
Fo' shizzle.
What kind of weather puts a smile on snoop dogg' face?
Drizzle.. my nizzle
How does Snoop Dogg keep his w**... whiter and his brights brighter?
Blee-yach.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an ice pick?
In case he needs to chizzel, baby.
What is Snoop Dogg's favorite note?
High G.
When Snoop masturbates.
Q: What happens when Snoop Dogg masturbates?
A: He Jizzles
Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.
Why did Snoop Dogg change his name to Snoop Lion?
Because with so much drama in the L-B-C //
It's kinda hard bein' Snoop D-O-double-G
Why is Snoop Dogg unafraid of heights?
Cause he's always high.
Who is Snoop Dogg's favorite teacher?
Mrs. Frizzle
So I heard that Snoop Dogg changed his name again...
I mean, I don't know for sure though. What do you guys think? Is Snoop lyin'?
How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets?
You Snoop, Dogg.
What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Germany?
Schiznitzel.
What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?
Bissell
Why does Snoop Dogg wear a c**...?
Fo jizzle.
What word with an N and two Gs is used to call a black man and is also relevant in rap music
Snoop Dogg
What does Snoop Dogg wear in bed?
Nuthin but a g strang
When Snoop Dogg was born, he had 3pounds ..
in his possession.
How was Snoop Dogg murdered?
Blunt force trauma.
What kind of pet is only worth 50 cents?
Snoop Dogg
Why was Snoop Dogg in hospital?
He needed a Hip-Hoperation.
What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?
The Next Episode
Who is Snoop Dogg's favorite actress?
Emily Blunt.
When Snoop Dogg fries bacon, he listens closely...
... fo' sizzle.
So Donald Trump wants to be president and move into the white house. Why not?
It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.
*credits to Snoop Dogg @ Donald Trump roast*
Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?
For Schnitzel.
Snoop Dogg recently announced the he doesn't smoke w**... any more
But he also doesn't smoke any less.
What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?
Drizzle
How do you make a Snoop Dogg martini?
One part Seagrams gin, one part cotton gin.
Snoop Dogg seems to be investing in a company that will deliver w**... to your house in 10 minutes...
Sadly, the name Instagram is taken.
Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?
The drizzle
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
For Drizzle.
What is Snoop Dogg's favorite restaurant?
Sizzle-r
What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Montreal?
Smoked Meat Every Day.
What does Snoop Dogg use to clean his clothes?
"Ble-otch!!!"
Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?
Embezzlement
Why did Snoop Dogg wear a rain jacket?
For the Drizzle
Why should you always listen to Snoop Dogg's suggestions?
His ideas are never half-baked.
What's Snoop Doggs favorite part of grilling?
The sizzle.
I heard Snoop Dogg wants to run for president.
He wants to put the p**... back in
POTUS.
Why does Snoop Dogg always have that guitar on stage but yet he never plays it?
For show.
Snoop dogg and CS:GO have something in common
They both smoke mid
What's Snoop Dogg's new cooking show called?
420 Braise It
Why does Superman hate Snoop Dogg?
Because Snoop Dogg is going to Crip tonight
Why was snoop dogg admitted to hospital?
He had blunt force trauma
A Frenchman confirms that he wants to sample a Japanese cover of Snoop Dogg's "French Inhale"
Oui, one wee weeb w**... song.
Why didn't Snoop Dogg cross the road?
He would have to change his name to Snoop Chickenn.
What's the difference between Snoop Dogg and St. Valentine?
Snoop Dogg survived getting s**....
Why do people look to Snoop Dogg and Seth Rogen to teach them how to make good blunts and joints?
Because they're good roll models.
Who was the shadiest rapper to collaborate with Snoop Dogg?
Dr. Drapes
What does snoop dogg say when he opens a soda can that has been shaken?
What the fizzy?
What do you call a dog that sniffs out drugs?
Snoop Dogg
What does Snoop Dogg use to get out stains?
Bleoootch
What's Snoop Dogg's favourite weapon?
A blunt weapon.
Why is Snoop Dogg always high?
Cuz he always has 2 g's.
