The Best 29 Snoop Dog Jokes

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If weed becomes legalized after Snoop Dog dies

He'll be rolling in his grave

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Why did snoop dog not have a pretty green American yard?

Because he don't love no hose.

Why does Snoop Dog use an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle, my nizzle.

In Soviet Russia we also have a Snoop Dogg.

But he just regular dog who work for KGB.

Why did Snoop Dog bring an umbrella?


Why isn't snoop dogs lawn green?

Cuz he don't love no hose

What did Snoop Dog use to get his whites whiter?


If Snoop Dog dies before marijuana becomes legal in the States

He'll be rolling in his grave.

Many people think that if Snoop was an animal, he'd be a lion or a dog.

But personally, I think he'd be a puffin.

Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?

Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?
For the drizzle

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Why DIDN'T Snoop Dog need an umbrella?

Faux drizzle.

Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather?

A. Drizzle

What's Snoop Dog's favourite tool?

A chisel

Why can Snoop Dog easily win fights?

He has the high ground.

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

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Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?

-- fo drizzle

What's black and rhymes with snoop?

--Dr. Dre

Why don't you play poker in the jungle?

-- Too many cheetahs

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she have him a sweater for Xmas??

-- Gh, Gh, Ghee, U Knit..

Why did Snoop Dogs grass die?

Cuz he don't love no hose.

What do you call a dog that sniffs out drugs?

Snoop Dogg

Why doesnt snoop dog ever water his garden?

Cuz he don't love hose

Why do Snoop Dog need an umbrella?

The drizzle my nizzle

What do you call bomber version of Snoop Dog?

B-52 (High Altitude Bomber)

If snoop dog was a pokemon, would he be a grass type?

Why does Snoop Dog like bacon?

For sizzle!

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Snoop Dog has released a new brand of laundry detergent...

It's called Bleatch!

What would be the best thing about being friends with Snoop Dog?

You'd have friends in high places.

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

Me and snoop dog worked together.

It was a joint project

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