Snooker Player Jokes
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What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?
One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
What do you call a Russian snooker player?
Innoff the red.
Snooker players are the laziest sportspeople in the world ...
... constantly need rests.
What do you call a communist snooker player?
Innoff the Red.
People laughed when I said I wanted to be a professional snooker player.
They're not laughing now because it was ages ago.
what's the snooker players least favourite movie?
cueless
Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?
To p**... the brown.
p**... goes to the pub...
He's drunk 16 pints of beer, and decides to walk home along the canal.
As he's walking along the canal he see's a chap who's just thrown himself in the canal, p**... reacts bravely and rescues him.
The next day the police knock on p**...'s door, they ask him did he save a bloke who jumped in the canal, p**... explains he did and that he doesn't want any special treatment or medals.
The police explain that he shouldn't of bothered, because he hung himself.
p**... replies, "No he didn't, I put him up there to dry!"
Courtesy of Dennis Taylor (UK Snooker Player)
Famous Russian snooker player
Inov the red
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