Snooker Jokes

• Short Snooker Jokes
• Snooker One Liners
• Snooker Table Jokes
• Snooker Player Jokes
• More Snooker Jokes

Funniest Snooker Short Jokes

Short snooker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The snooker humour may include short playing pool jokes also.

1. Me and girlfriend don't usually do anything for valentines day, thought I'd surprise her so I booked a table for us, she was so excited when I told her Never realised she liked snooker so much.
2. I went to a snooker store recently but walked straight out you should have seen the queues
3. What is green and brown, has 6 legs and if fell out of a tree would probably kill you? A snooker table.
4. I was playing snooker with Jacqueline. I looked at her and said, "Where's your cue?"
   She said, "It's after the C."
5. Don't think that colour doesn't matter. Brown, yellow and black must be eliminated so that only white remains. It's the only way to reach victory. Said the snooker teacher.
6. What's the difference between snooker and society? In snooker, black is the most valuable colour.
7. Valentines Night Surprise. My Wife was all exited when I told her that I had booked a table for Two for Valentines Night, I just hopes she likes Snooker.
8. I fixed a snooker table's baize without any assistance... ...I felt it myself!
   (as everyone else seems to be doing these...)
9. What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player? One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
10. I told my psychologist I thought I was turning into snooker ball She sent me to the end of the queue

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Snooker One Liners

Which snooker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with snooker? I can suggest the ones about tennis and poker.

1. What's green, has six legs, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A snooker table.
2. Used one of the kids dolls to play snooker It's now a Barbie-cue
3. A van carrying snooker equipment has crashed in the motorway Queues on both sides.
4. What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye? A snooker table
5. Why are American police officers so bad at snooker? They always shoot the black
6. Booked a table for 2 for the valentine's day Hope my girlfriend likes snooker
7. What do Russians play at the bar? Snooker Blyat
8. Who will take the second shot in this snooker game? Find out after the break.
9. What do you call a Russian snooker player? Innoff the red.
10. Snooker If pink is covered by red, go for the brown.
11. I was waiting for ages to play snooker the other night but gave up The cue was too long
12. What do you call the worst couple in couples snooker? Miss Cued and Mr Shot
13. Snooker players are the laziest sportspeople in the world ... ... constantly need rests.
14. What do you call a woman juggling pints of lager and playing snooker? Beatrix Potter
15. What do you call a communist snooker player? Innoff the Red.

Snooker Table Jokes

Here is a list of funny snooker table jokes and even better snooker table puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Doctor I feel like a snooker table... "It may be your diet, what have you eaten?"
  "3 reds, a yellow and a pink!"
  "ah there's your problem, you're not getting enough greens"
• I have been married 38 years but have never been very romantic, so this Valentines night I am going to change, I have booked a table for two for me and the missus. Just hope she likes snooker.
• What's green, got six legs and if it fell from a tree it will kill you? A snooker table
• What is green, has six brown legs and will kill you if it falls from a tree and hits you? A snooker table.
• What's big, green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree on top of you? A snooker table
• I booked a table for my girlfriends birthday I hope she likes snooker

Snooker Player Jokes

Here is a list of funny snooker player jokes and even better snooker player puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• People laughed when I said I wanted to be a professional snooker player. They're not laughing now because it was ages ago.
• what's the snooker players least favourite movie? cueless
• Famous Russian snooker player Inov the red
• Why did the snooker player go to the toilet? To p**... the brown.

Playful Snooker Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about snooker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean table tennis jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make snooker pranks.