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What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What's Snoop Dogg's favourite chocolate bar?

Sniggas.

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden h**....

How does Snoop Dogg keep his w**... whiter and his brights brighter?

Blee-yach.

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Why did snoop dogg bring an umbrella?

There was a Lil Wayne outside

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Germany?

Schiznitzel.

Snooker

If pink is covered by red, go for the brown.

Why does Snoop Dogg wear a c**...?

Fo jizzle.

What does Snoop Dogg wear in bed?

Nuthin but a g strang

Why was Snoop Dogg in hospital?

He needed a Hip-Hoperation.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To p**... the brown.

When Snoop Dogg fries bacon, he listens closely...

... fo' sizzle.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

Snooker is like s**....

The pink is more valuable than the brown.

Didn't Snoop Dogg change his name?

Or was Snoop Lyin'?

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

Snoop Dogg recently announced the he doesn't smoke w**... any more

But he also doesn't smoke any less.

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?

Drizzle

Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.