The Best 8 Snobby Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snobby jokes. There are some snobby pompous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snobby attacker puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snobby Jokes and Puns

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

A Southern Belle and snobby New York socialite meet at a swanky party.

The southern belle says, How nice to meet you! Where are y'all from?

The snob sniffs and says, I am from a place where we do not end our sentences with a preposition.

So the belle says, Oh, I'm so sorry. Where are y'all from, *bitch*?

What did the snobby bird say to the poor bird?

*Cheep, cheep.*

What do you call a snobby criminal walking downstairs?

a condescending con descending

Did you hear about the snobby inmate who stole an airplane and parachuted out?

He was a condescending con descending.

^^^I'll ^^^be ^^^here ^^^all ^^^week, ^^^try ^^^the ^^^veal.

What's a snobby thief going downstairs?

A condescending con descending.

Apparently former Sec of State Condoleezza has recently been pushing snobby criminals downstairs

I guess you could say Condi's sending condescending cons descending...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snobby haughty jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working snobby didnae piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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