The Best 7 Snob Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snob jokes. There are some snob pretentious jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snob wine snob puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snob Jokes and Puns

A Southern Belle and snobby New York socialite meet at a swanky party.

The southern belle says, How nice to meet you! Where are y'all from?

The snob sniffs and says, I am from a place where we do not end our sentences with a preposition.

So the belle says, Oh, I'm so sorry. Where are y'all from, *bitch*?

What did the snobby bird say to the poor bird?

*Cheep, cheep.*

I'm not saying my wife's a snob

but even her colostomy bag is a Louis Vuitton.

What's a snobby thief going downstairs?

A condescending con descending.

What's the difference between a spoiled brat and a wine snob?

You can't because all they can do is wine.


Why was the craft beer snob sad?

He had saisonal depression.

The alphabet is such a pretentious snob...

... it always says "hi", "jk".

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snob hijklmno jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working snob gesundheit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes