The Best 24 Snitch Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Snitch jokes. There are some snitch cocoon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snitch spies puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Snitch Jokes and Puns
My teacher told me to turn in my essay
But I ain't no snitch
I told my Mexican student to turn in his essay
He said "I ain't no snitch!".
Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames
and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner
Living in the northeast, I don't normally get mad about snow.
But this snitch ass weatherman just let my wife know what six inches actually looks like.
I'm not a snitch!
But he is!
How is prison like quidditch?
The game ends when they catch the snitch
What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?
I ain't no snitch.
Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?
Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
Apple missing.
The local minister sees that every morning, some apples on his tree are missing. He makes a sign:
God sees everything.
The next morning, somebody writes under it: Yes, but he's not a snitch.
My Spanish teacher asked me to turn in my essay
But I ain't no snitch
The son of a mexican father comes home from school
The father asks
"How was school boy?" to which the son replies
"Bad, I got detention today" the father was shocked
"For what?" he asked
"Well the teacher told me turn in my ese, but I ani't no snitch"
You can explore snitch sentence reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean snitch ese dad jokes. There are also snitch puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
My teacher told me to hand over my essay
But I don't snitch on my homies
My doctor says I have the body of a 20 year old.
Damn snitch.
The teacher told his Mexican student to turn in his essay...
To which he replied, "Nah, man. I ain't no snitch."
What's the difference between an eagle and a snitch?
Nothing, they both talon you.
Here all night.
Harry Potter could make a great mafia boss
He always catches the snitch
A girlfriend decides to teach her boyfriend what 69ing is...
She proceeds to snitch him out to the police.
A Mexican boy was in class
When the teacher said, "ok class, turn in your essay. "
The Mexican boy Responded.
"Nah, fam, I aint no snitch. "
What did the skeleton mafia boss say to the snitch?
I got a bone to pick with you!
Ever heard of the Mexican that was told to turn in his essay ?
He didn't cause he ain't no snitch
Why do miners make good accomplices?
They don't snitch. They're good at mining their own business.
How are snitches so polite?
They always say police and thank you
Snitching is common in Thompkins Square Park
It's full of rats
Why don't gangsters play quidditch?
They always just kill the snitch.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snitch betray jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working snitch quidditch piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.