The Best 17 Snipers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snipers jokes. There are some snipers rifle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snipers lithuanian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snipers Jokes and Puns

Communists make the best snipers

They're natural Marx men.

What do you call a group of Soviet snipers?


What did the red army call their snipers?


Snipers joke, What did the red army call their snipers?

Why do snipers always close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't aim if they close two.

What's the one thing snipers can't tell their wives?

I missed you yesterday while at work.

Scientists say you're more likely to die of what your grandparents died of rather than your parents

If anyone sees any German snipers let me know

What kind of restaurants do military snipers prefer?

Take out.

Snipers joke, What kind of restaurants do military snipers prefer?

What's the one thing snipers can't tell their wives?

I missed you this morning.

I had a joke about bad snipers

but I am afraid it won't hit the intended audience.

Two snipers are going through the desert when all of a sudden they come under fire...

"Spotter"... says the shooter, "find out where those shots are coming from!"

So the spotter takes out his scope and starts panning round... "I think I found them. There is a small shrub, covered in bacon, gammon, and pork chops"

"That's them..."says the shooter... "it's a ham-bush!"

Communist snipers are the best.

They are marxmen who can shoot from all engels.

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There's a competitive gaming team called the Silver Snipers, consisting of old guys between 62-81 years old. So, are they any good?


Croatian generals are the best snipers

They only need one shot.

If the magazine for snipers is called "The Bulletin", what's the magazine for medics called?

The Bulletout

Why do snipers close 1 eye when aiming?

If they closed both they wouldnt be able to see

What's a jew doing on a playgroud?

Swinging on the swing, bullying german snipers.

Snipers joke, What's a jew doing on a playgroud?

Why are Catholics the best snipers?

Because they're always Amen for the head

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