The Best 8 Sniper Rifle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sniper Rifle jokes. There are some sniper rifle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sniper rifle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sniper Rifle Jokes and Puns

Say cheese.

Person I just met: So, what do you do for a living?

Me: I take professional headshots.

Person: Oh, you're a photographer?

Me: (tucks sniper rifle behind my back) No, not exactly...

How does a highly decorated sniper retire his old trusty sniper rifle?

With an honorable discharge.

I was looking to buy a sniper rifle at a small arms store

but it was a long shot

Long Range Sniper Rifle: $5,000. Hiring an assassin: $10,000.

Having Mike Pence assassinated? Viceless.

What rhymes with blues and loves to fire sniper rifles into crowds of brown children?


I bought the M82A1 sniper rifle and I am kinda disappointed.

But I'll Barrett.

Took my mother-in-law out last night.

Loving my new sniper rifle.

Did you hear about my cruel psychic Maths teacher called Moe who's great with a sniper rifle?

He's a mean medium, Moe, with range.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sniper rifle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sniper rifle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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