Snipe Jokes

22 snipe jokes and hilarious snipe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about snipe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Snipe hunting is a popular pastime for many. But do you know about the snipe and the jokes associated with it? Learn how to joke about the elusive bird and its mysterious bullet that can travel up to a kilometre. Don't forget to buy your supplies before you head out!

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Funniest Snipe Short Jokes

Short snipe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The snipe humour may include short snail jokes also.

  1. Using a public bathroom is like sniping in Fortnite You have to account for the bullet drop.
  2. I just started going for a s**... training course My trainer told me that sniping is like programming, you gotta C#.
  3. Wesley Snipes and O.J. walk into a bar. Wesley Snipes and OJ walk into a bar, and the bartender yells out "d**... Wesley I told you there are no outside drinks in the bar."
  4. What do you call a lookout that sniped the second most evil man to ever live? The watch that killed h**....

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Snipe One Liners

Which snipe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with snipe? I can suggest the ones about snaps and snort.

  1. I miss my ex-wife every time I see the sun. I should probably try to snipe her at night.
  2. Why can't Wesley Snipes fly anymore? They don't allow Blades on planes.
  3. What is it called when you shoot at a river? Stream Sniping.
  4. What do you call a fish that snipes and can respawn? A COD fish
  5. Did John F Kennedy get sniped because he wasn't at his keyboard? JAFK?
  6. When is it ok to snipe police officers? As Dallast resort.
  7. Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes? Because he's the Blade Runner.
  8. I was playing call of duty, and turned a corner and got sniped Haha
  9. What does Dora say in Iraq? s**... no Sniping

Snipe joke, What does Dora say in Iraq?

Uproarious Snipe Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about snipe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean snare jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make snipe pranks.

How do you know that a s**... likes you?

He misses you.

What does the s**... say to his gf after a breakup?

I won't miss you.

What did the s**... say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Why do snipers always close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't aim if they close two.

Army vs. Navy

An Army Colonel and a Navy Commodore dressed in ceremonial attire, are taking a pee in the men's room.
Post finishing their business, the Army guy washes his hands and dries them on a towel.
The Navy guy proceeds to just walk out.
Seeing this, the Army guy can't resist taking a snipe and says, 'Didn't the Navy teach you to wash your hands after peeing?'
The Navy guys replies, 'Nah! In the Navy they just taught us not to pee on our hands.'

How do you know a s**... likes you?

He has you in his sights and takes you out.

Did you know the world's first s**... was Mexican? He even inspired the s**... motto.

Juan shot, Juan kill.

Two snipers are going through the desert when all of a sudden they come under fire...

"Spotter"... says the shooter, "find out where those shots are coming from!"
So the spotter takes out his scope and starts panning round... "I think I found them. There is a small shrub, covered in bacon, gammon, and pork chops"
"That's them..."says the shooter... "it's a ham-bush!"

What did the s**... say when asked if he ever had to shoot someone he knew?

"Yea it was a long distance relationship."

Why do snipers close 1 eye when aiming?

If they closed both they wouldnt be able to see

Snipe hunting joke

The snipe hunt is a sort of fool's errand or wild-goose chase in which older adolescents take younger boys into the wilderness for the supposed purpose of “snipe hunting.”
The victim is tricked into engaging in a hunt for an imaginary creature. While snipe are actual birds, a snipe hunt is a quest for an imaginary creature.

Why'd the s**... starve to death?

He only had 50 cals on him.

Snipe joke, Why'd the s**... starve to death?