The Best 15 Snipe Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snipe jokes. There are some snipe buy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snipe gunner puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snipe Jokes and Puns

How do you know that a sniper likes you?

He misses you.

What does the sniper say to his gf after a breakup?

I won't miss you.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Snipe joke, What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

Why do snipers always close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't aim if they close two.

Army vs. Navy

An Army Colonel and a Navy Commodore dressed in ceremonial attire, are taking a pee in the men's room.

Post finishing their business, the Army guy washes his hands and dries them on a towel.
The Navy guy proceeds to just walk out.

Seeing this, the Army guy can't resist taking a snipe and says, 'Didn't the Navy teach you to wash your hands after peeing?'

The Navy guys replies, 'Nah! In the Navy they just taught us not to pee on our hands.'


How do you know a sniper likes you?

He has you in his sights and takes you out.

I miss my ex-wife every time I see the sun.

I should probably try to snipe her at night.

Snipe joke, I miss my ex-wife every time I see the sun.

Did you know the world's first sniper was Mexican? He even inspired the Sniper motto.

Juan shot, Juan kill.

Two snipers are going through the desert when all of a sudden they come under fire...

"Spotter"... says the shooter, "find out where those shots are coming from!"

So the spotter takes out his scope and starts panning round... "I think I found them. There is a small shrub, covered in bacon, gammon, and pork chops"

"That's them..."says the shooter... "it's a ham-bush!"

What did the sniper say when asked if he ever had to shoot someone he knew?

"Yea it was a long distance relationship."

Snipe hunting joke

The snipe hunt is a sort of fool's errand or wild-goose chase in which older adolescents take younger boys into the wilderness for the supposed purpose of “snipe hunting.”

The victim is tricked into engaging in a hunt for an imaginary creature. While snipe are actual birds, a snipe hunt is a quest for an imaginary creature.

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Why do snipers close 1 eye when aiming?

If they closed both they wouldnt be able to see

Why'd the sniper starve to death?

He only had 50 cals on him.

There was a sniper here

Anybody s..

A sniper was getting interviewed

One of the questions they asked him was, "What do you feel when you kill someone?"

The sniper just looks at them and says, "Recoil."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snipe hands jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working snipe rifle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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