Sniggers Jokes
24 sniggers jokes and hilarious sniggers puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sniggers that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sniggers Short Jokes
Short sniggers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sniggers humour may include short jokes also.
- In three seconds, anagram the word s**... into a derogatory term for a group of people based on a distinct physical trait. The word we were looking for is GINGERS. You monster.
- "I always feel so self-conscious when I'm out in public," I told my girlfriend. "Don't worry, you aren't that ugly," she s**....
I said, "No, but you are." - My favourite word is s**... It allows me to be sracist without speople sthinking I'm a sbad sperson
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Sniggers One Liners
Which sniggers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sniggers? I can suggest the ones about and .
- How does a racist laugh? He s**....
- What's s**... without the s? s**....
- What do you call a s**... snickers bar s**...
- Saying s**... isn't very politically correct I now say laughrican americans.
- What is the favourite chocolate bar of black people? s**...
- How does a black man laugh? They s**....
- How do black people laugh They s**...
- What do you call a smiling black man? s**....
Sniggers Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about sniggers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sniggers pranks.
I Went To The Patent Office.
I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.
I said, "A folding bottle."
She said, "Okay. What do you call it?"
"A Fottle."
"What else do you have?"
"A folding carton."
"What do you call it?"
"A Farton."
She s**... and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude."
I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.
A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam.
'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-arsed guy at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter s**... exhaustion?'
The entire class was reduced to laughter and s**....
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I suppose you'd have to write with your other hand'.
Kirk breaks his arm and goes to see Doctor McCoy.
McCoy starts to s**... and says, "Well James, you may not be laughing on the outside, but on the inside you're cracking up!"
"Funny, Bones", replies Kirk with a smirk.
"Actually James", says McCoy, checking Kirk's arm, "your humerus!"
Incontinentia Buttocks joke
Pontius Pilate: 'I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...'
[A guard s**...]
Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'
[More s**...]
Pontius Pilate: 'What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... Biggus...'
[s**...]
Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'
[Both guards s**...]
Pontius Pilate: 'He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.'
A teacher at a college reminded her pupils of the next day's final exam...
'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' she said.
A smart-arsed kid at the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter s**... exhaustion?'
The entire class was reduced to laughter and s**....
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said,
'Well, I suppose you'd have to write with your other hand'