The Best 48 Sniff Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sniff jokes. There are some sniff mole jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sniff nostrils puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sniff Jokes and Puns

Probably old, but I got it in email and it made me chuckle.

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her
return, her father cursed her heavily. "Where have ye been all this
time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why
didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother
through?""

The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff... Dad...I became...a prostitute."

"Ye what!!? Get outta here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
disgrace to this Catholic family."

"OK, Dad, as ye wish. I just came back to give Mum this luxurious
fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $2 million savings certificate.

For me little brother, this gold Rolex, And for ye, Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the country club... (takes a breath)... and an
invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" asks Dad.

The girl, crying again answered, "Sniff, sniff...a prostitute, Daddy!
Sniff, sniff."

"Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant.
Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!!!"

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff on the bottom of a lake.

moles

Mama mole, papa mole, and baby mole all lived in a hole. One day, mama mole stuck her head out and sniffed the air.

"That's weird, I smell grape jelly."

Papa mole squeezes up beside her, sniffs around, and says, "That's funny, because i smell strawberry jam."

Baby mole wanted to sniff the air too, but was stuck behind mama and papa mole, so he said "That's strange, all I smell is molasses!"

Sniff joke, moles

Two dogs meet on the street and sniff each other...

Finally one says, "I don't recall your name but your feces familiar."

I tried sniffing coke once...


Person A: Do you know the shelf life of Cocaine?

Person B: I don't know

Person A: Nobody knows. Sniff

why couldn't the imperial guard sniff out the money trail in skyrim?

because of a deviated septim

Sniff joke, why couldn't the imperial guard sniff out the money trail in skyrim?

There are now dogs that can sniff out cancer in its earliest stages.

Looks like the end of the CAT scan.

A gynecologist and a pizza delivery man. What do they have in common ?

-Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

Easter Kids' Joke

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

(In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose"

-Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

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I smell maple syrup!

A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"

The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. So he says, "Geez, all I can smell is . . . . .

molasses."

A dog comes upon a set of train tracks

As the pup crosses the tracks a train comes by and runs over the dogs tail, causing the tip of his tail to fall off.

Saddened by his loss, the dog turn around to sniff his lost appendage.

As he is sniffing his tail another train comes by and cuts his head off.

The end.

The moral of the story:
Don't lose your head over a little piece of tail!

I never had a girlfriend because of how I smell..

I sniff their armpits while looking them straight in their eyes.

You know what they say about those dogs that sniff out cancer...

They have an excellent sense of tumour.

Plans are already underway for a Trump Library...

It's the first time a Presidential library will have *just* scratch and sniff books.

Sniff joke, Plans are already underway for a Trump Library...

*sniff...sniff* Guy: "Honey! Do you smell that?"

Girl: "No babe."
Guy: "Yeah me neither, start cooking."

The public pool had to be shut down because they found five drowned blondes in the deep end.

Some kid had put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom.

Dogs and cocaine addicts are a lot alike

They both just wanna sniff


Why do dogs sniff each other's butts?

Because they're allowed to.

Two female K9 handlers

Two female K9 dog handlers are on the patrol and one says "I'm cold. I left my underwear at the Police HQ"
The other one says "let the dog have a sniff of your crotch and he'll fetch them."
The dog returned 20 minutes later with her underwear, a truncheon, two vibrators and 4 of the Sgt's fingers.

I once tried sniffing coke.

But the ice cubes kept getting stuck up my nose.

Solvent abuse

It's nothing to sniff at.

I keep getting kicked out of museums...

Something about them not being scratch and sniff.

A man goes shopping for candles...

He's strolling through Bed Bath and Beyond, when he finally locates the candle section. So many options to pick from, he starts to give them all a good test sniff. As he's smelling more and more candles he wrinkles his brow and remarks to himself "All these candles smell funny..."

So he catches the attention of an employee and asks her, "Ma'am why do all of these candles smell so funny?"

"Well sir, that's our new Scents of Humor line!"

How to freak her out

I love walking up to women I barely know, hug them and sniff loudly followed by me saying, "You smell so much better when you are awake."

An old, blind man walks down the fish market an early morning

He takes a massive sniff, smiles and then bursts out "Gooood morning ladies!"

A mommy mole, daddy mole, and baby mole are together in their burrow

Mommy mole sticks her head out and sniffs the air. She asks, "What's that smell? Is it brown sugar?"

Daddy mole sticks his head out to sniff around, "No I don't think so. Smells like vanilla to me."

The baby mole still in the burrow says "I don't know what you guys are talking about. All I can smell is molasses!"

Anytime I bring something new in the house my dog always has to sniff and inspect what it is..

And I realized that dogs can be pretty nosy.

If you scratch and sniff a Canadian dollar, you can smell maple syrup

If you scratch and sniff an American dollar, you can smell a stripper's pubic hair

How do you kill a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

'How long does cocaine last?' asked my friend.

'Depends how quick you sniff it,' I informed him.

How do you get a Blonde to commit suicide?

You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

A blind man is walking through the fish market...

He takes a big sniff.

"How do you, ladies?"

Credit to Afroman song Dirty Rap

What gyneacologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

Both can sniff it,but cant taste it.

My friend's dog has been trained to sniff drugs.

It's brilliant, he can even roll up his own $20 bill.

I love how Canadian money is Scratch n Sniff!

American money is too, just not intentionally.

What's the difference between a snort and a sniff?

Nobody knows the answer yet.

My cat is the opposite of a scratch n sniff sticker

First he sniffs me, then he starts stratching

My neighbor has a 15 acre farm, he breeds dogs to do work on them. He grows cantaloupe, and come harvest time the dogs sniff out the ripe ones and bring them back to the barn.

He says the breed are Melon Collies

Glue-sniffing drug addicts

A group of experienced glue-sniffers was teaching a newcomer to sniff glue.

But instead of sniffing the glue, the glue sniffer poured it into his mouth, and had to go to the hospital emergency room.

"Hey," reminded one of the glue-sniffers. "Don't expose our glue-sniffing group."

"Don't worry," replied another. "His lips are sealed."

Why doesn't Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?

Because he can't sniff their hair.

A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.

One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"

The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I smell is MOLASSES!"

The moment we find out dogs really could sniff out coronavirus infections...

We'd ask WHO, let the dogs out! WHO! WHO!

I tried sniffing Coke once...

But the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

A major difference between men and women

is if a woman says "Sniff this." it usually smells nice.

Sniffs

Two dogs were walking down the street. One dog says to the other, "Wait here a minute, I'll be right back." He walks across the street and sniffs this fire hydrant for a minute, then walks back across the street. The other dog says, "What was that about?"

The dog first dog says, "I was just checking my messages."

When I was young I used to sniff gasoline to get high…

These days we switched to cocaine to save some money.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sniff reek jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sniff burrow piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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