Sniff Jokes
62 sniff jokes and hilarious sniff puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sniff that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Everyone loves a good joke, and now you can have a good time with a unique twist - scratch and sniff jokes! Experience the stench of fresh humor with jokes that come with a scent. Freshen up your day with a laugh and a whiff!
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Funniest Sniff Short Jokes
Short sniff jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sniff humour may include short snort jokes also.
- A major difference between men and women is if a woman says "Sniff this." it usually smells nice.
- Why doesn't Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals? Because he can't sniff their hair.
- My friend's dog has been trained to sniff drugs. It's brilliant, he can even roll up his own $20 bill.
- The moment we find out dogs really could sniff out coronavirus infections... We'd ask WHO, let the dogs out! WHO! WHO!
- Easter Kids' Joke Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?
(In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose"
-Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend - The public pool had to be shut down because they found five drowned blondes in the deep end. Some kid had put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom.
- What gyneacologists and pizza delivery guys have in common? Both can sniff it,but cant taste it.
- I love how Canadian money is Scratch n Sniff! American money is too, just not intentionally.
- How to freak her out I love walking up to women I barely know, hug them and sniff loudly followed by me saying, "You smell so much better when you are awake."
- *sniff...sniff* Guy: "Honey! Do you smell that?" Girl: "No babe."
Guy: "Yeah me neither, start cooking."
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Sniff One Liners
Which sniff one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sniff? I can suggest the ones about sneeze and snip.
- How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
- What do you call an STI in your nose? Sniff-illis
- I can't afford aromatherapy so I just randomly sniff stuff and hope.
- How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff on the bottom of a lake.
- What's the difference between a snort and a sniff? Nobody knows the answer yet.
- What do you call a dog that sniffs out drugs? Snoop Dogg
- I keep getting kicked out of museums... Something about them not being scratch and sniff.
- Why do dogs sniff each other's butts? Because they're allowed to.
- sniff I sniff it I lick it if I lick it I \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ it?
- How do you drown a blonde? Stick a scratch n sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
- Why Do Kids In High school Take Art? You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
- When a dog sniffs a fire hydrant They are just checking their pee-mail.
- *Sniffs* "Spring in the air!" "Why should I?"
*ba dum tss* - Solvent a**... It's nothing to sniff at.
- Dogs and c**... addicts are a lot alike They both just wanna sniff
Scratch And Sniff Jokes
Here is a list of funny scratch and sniff jokes and even better scratch and sniff puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My cat is the opposite of a scratch n sniff sticker First he sniffs me, then he starts stratching
- Plans are already underway for a Trump Library... It's the first time a Presidential library will have *just* scratch and sniff books.
- If you scratch and sniff a Canadian dollar, you can smell maple syrup If you scratch and sniff an American dollar, you can smell a stripper's p**... hair
- How do you get a Blonde to commit s**...? You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
- Why are old p**... Magazines so coveted and expensive? because the Centerfolds used to be scratch-n-sniff.
Uplifting Sniff Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about sniff you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean snoop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sniff pranks.
Probably old, but I got it in email and it made me chuckle.
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her
return, her father cursed her heavily. "Where have ye been all this
time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why
didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother
through?""
The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff... Dad...I became...a p**...."
"Ye what!!? Get outta here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
disgrace to this Catholic family."
"OK, Dad, as ye wish. I just came back to give Mum this luxurious
fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $2 million savings certificate.
For me little brother, this gold Rolex, And for ye, Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the country club... (takes a breath)... and an
invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" asks Dad.
The girl, crying again answered, "Sniff, sniff...a p**..., Daddy!
Sniff, sniff."
"Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant.
Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!!!"
moles
Mama mole, papa mole, and baby mole all lived in a hole. One day, mama mole stuck her head out and sniffed the air.
"That's weird, I smell grape jelly."
Papa mole squeezes up beside her, sniffs around, and says, "That's funny, because i smell strawberry jam."
Baby mole wanted to sniff the air too, but was stuck behind mama and papa mole, so he said "That's strange, all I smell is molasses!"
Two dogs meet on the street and sniff each other...
Finally one says, "I don't recall your name but your f**... familiar."
I tried sniffing coke once...
Person A: Do you know the shelf life of c**...?
Person B: I don't know
Person A: Nobody knows. Sniff
why couldn't the imperial guard sniff out the money trail in skyrim?
because of a deviated septim
I smell maple syrup!
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. So he says, "Geez, all I can smell is . . . . .
molasses."
A dog comes upon a set of train tracks
As the pup crosses the tracks a train comes by and runs over the dogs tail, causing the tip of his tail to fall off.
Saddened by his loss, the dog turn around to sniff his lost appendage.
As he is sniffing his tail another train comes by and cuts his head off.
The end.
The moral of the story:
Don't lose your head over a little piece of tail!
I never had a girlfriend because of how I smell..
I sniff their armpits while looking them straight in their eyes.
You know what they say about those dogs that sniff out cancer...
They have an excellent sense of tumour.
I once tried sniffing coke.
But the ice cubes kept getting stuck up my nose.
A man goes shopping for candles...
He's strolling through Bed Bath and Beyond, when he finally locates the candle section. So many options to pick from, he starts to give them all a good test sniff. As he's smelling more and more candles he wrinkles his brow and remarks to himself "All these candles smell funny..."
So he catches the attention of an employee and asks her, "Ma'am why do all of these candles smell so funny?"
"Well sir, that's our new Scents of Humor line!"
A mommy mole, daddy mole, and baby mole are together in their burrow
Mommy mole sticks her head out and sniffs the air. She asks, "What's that smell? Is it brown sugar?"
Daddy mole sticks his head out to sniff around, "No I don't think so. Smells like vanilla to me."
The baby mole still in the burrow says "I don't know what you guys are talking about. All I can smell is molasses!"
Anytime I bring something new in the house my dog always has to sniff and inspect what it is..
And I realized that dogs can be pretty nosy.
'How long does c**... last?' asked my friend.
'Depends how quick you sniff it,' I informed him.
A blind man is walking through the fish market...
He takes a big sniff.
"How do you, ladies?"
Credit to Afroman song Dirty Rap
My neighbor has a 15 acre farm, he breeds dogs to do work on them. He grows cantaloupe, and come harvest time the dogs sniff out the ripe ones and bring them back to the barn.
He says the breed are Melon Collies
Glue-sniffing drug addicts
A group of experienced glue-sniffers was teaching a newcomer to sniff glue.
But instead of sniffing the glue, the glue sniffer poured it into his mouth, and had to go to the hospital emergency room.
"Hey," reminded one of the glue-sniffers. "Don't expose our glue-sniffing group."
"Don't worry," replied another. "His lips are sealed."
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.
One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I smell is MOLASSES!"
I tried sniffing Coke once...
But the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Sniffs
Two dogs were walking down the street. One dog says to the other, "Wait here a minute, I'll be right back." He walks across the street and sniffs this fire hydrant for a minute, then walks back across the street. The other dog says, "What was that about?"
The dog first dog says, "I was just checking my messages."
When I was young I used to sniff gasoline to get high…
These days we switched to c**... to save some money.
Tracker
So the cowboys hire a native american tracker. The tracker would often dismount his horse, look closely at the ground, sniff, put his ears on the ground, etc.
So today they are riding a trail. Tracker asks for a halt, gets off the horse and holds his ears to the ground. Gets up says "Buffalo come!"
Cowboy says "Wow! You can feel the vibrations of the herd moving?"
Tracker : "No. Face sticky!"
