The Best 9 Snickers Candy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snickers Candy jokes. There are some snickers candy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snickers candy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snickers Candy Jokes and Puns

An emotionally unstable man walks into a 7-11

He browses the candy section and decides to buy a Snickers bar. His total is $1.29. He pays with a $20 bill and tells the cashier to keep whatever is leftover.

"Are you sure?" The cashier says.

"I don't like change." the man replies.

What does candy do when you tell it a joke?

It Snickers.

How does a candy bar laugh?

It snickers

Dog and a Candy Bar

How is a dog before he goes into the vet like a Snickers, and after he comes out of the vet like a Milky Way?

They are both the same, just without the nuts.

A man wakes up late one night to find his wife eating candy.

The man says "Honey, why are you eating that this late at night?"

and his wife replies with "Because unlike you, Snickers satisfies me."

Credit to Ronnie Serrano.


The Whale Joke

Two whales are on a road trip, and they decide to stop at a gas station to get some snacks.

So they go into the candy aisle,

And they pass the snickers,

They pass the kitkats

The skittles,

The starburst,

The airheads,

The milky ways,

And finally they see the m&ms.

And one whale says to the other:

Waoaoaooaooaooaoaowwwoaoaw

And the other whale says:

Waoaoaoaoaoaoaaaaooaoaoaawwww

I thought more people would laugh at my candy joke...

But all I heard was a few snickers.

I love getting Halloween candy...

It makes me Snicker(s).

What's the KKK's least favorite candy-bar?

Snickers

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snickers candy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working snickers candy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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