The Best 27 Snickers Bars Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snickers Bars jokes. There are some snickers bars jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snickers bars puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snickers Bars Jokes and Puns

Alcoholic Horse

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, you're in here a lot, are you an alcoholic?

The horse ponders for a minute and responds, I don't think I am , and poof he disappears.

This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate, I think, therefore I am.

But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse.

An emotionally unstable man walks into a 7-11

He browses the candy section and decides to buy a Snickers bar. His total is $1.29. He pays with a $20 bill and tells the cashier to keep whatever is leftover.

"Are you sure?" The cashier says.

"I don't like change." the man replies.

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, " you're in here alot, are you an alcoholic?"

The horse ponders for a moment and responds " I don't think I am" and poof he disappears.

This is where philosophy students begin to snicker because they are familiar with Descartes postulate,
" I think therefore I am."

But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse.

My missus hates it when I put her chocolate bars in other chocolate bar wrappers.

It gets her Snickers in a Twix.

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "You come here a lot; are you an alcoholic?" The horse ponders this for a moment and says, "I don't think I am."
POOF! The horse disappears.

At this point, a psychology student would begin to snicker because he knows about the Descartes postulate, "I think therefore I am."

I could have told you about that at the beginning of the joke, but that would have been putting Descartes before the horse.

How does a candy bar laugh?

It snickers

New machine at the gym.

They installed a new machine at my gym today, I managed to do 2 hours on it.

They do all sorts. Snickers, Kit-kats, Mars bars, you name it...

I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn't that funny.

So I just snickered…

Dave and John walk in a market

Dave stole three Snickers bars and put them in his pocket. He said "I have such quick hands, no one ever caught me. I bet you can't do same". At the cashier desk, John says to the cashier " you wanna see some magic" he says "yeah" . John says bring me 3 Snickers bars. He brought them, John ate them. The cashier says "where is the magic in this?" John says "put your hand in this dude's pocket and take them out"

Just been to the gym

Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything – Kit Kats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Chips, the lot..

An old Businessman and his young Model ex-wife

were fighting over the custody of their 3-year-old son.
The young mother protested that since she brought the kid into this world,
she had a natural right to the custody of him.
The judge asked the businessman to explain his side of the case.
After a long moment of silence, the old businessman rose from his chair and said,
"Judge, when I put money into a Vending Machine and a Snickers Bar comes out,
does it belong to me or the machine?"

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Some one told me a chocolate bar joke, it wasn't that funny

So I just snickered.

My 10 year old daughter just told me that one.

Dog and a Candy Bar

How is a dog before he goes into the vet like a Snickers, and after he comes out of the vet like a Milky Way?

They are both the same, just without the nuts.

What do they call snickers chocolate bars in the ghetto?


So, Mars Bars are just nutless Snickers, right?

I guess you could say that they're infertile.

Snickers bars are now being shipped in packaging made from recycled old newspaper comics.

They're packed with Peanuts.

A child walks into a supermarket in America.

A child walks into a supermarket in America and tries to buy 5 bars of snickers and an assault rifle. The cashier saids, 'I'm sorry, I can't sell this to you'. The child replies; 'Why?' The cashier then saids; 'that's too much chocolate for a little boy to have'.

Why does Elmer Fudd only let Bug's Bunny eat snickers bars?

Because silly wabbit, twix are for kids!

What do you call a slave snickers bar


After finding 5 Mars bars, 3 Snickers, a Flake and a packet of M&M's...

I think I'm going to give up on Bounty hunting.

My mate gets annoyed when I give him a chocolate bar in the wrong wrapper

He gets his snickers in a twix

My roommate is high out of his mind the night before the final. I'm mad.

He gave me a Snickers bar. I forgive him.

What's the KKK's least favorite candy-bar?


Have you heard the joke about the chocolate bar?

It wasn't very funny so I just snickered.

I can't help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars...


What kind of bar is funny?

A Snickers bar.

Snickers bar

My friend one told me a joke about chocolate, it wasn't that funny, but I snickered!

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We suggest to use only working snickers bars piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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