The Best 11 Snicker Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Snicker jokes. There are some snicker chuckle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snicker fokker puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Snicker Jokes and Puns
Alcoholic Horse
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, you're in here a lot, are you an alcoholic?
The horse ponders for a minute and responds, I don't think I am , and poof he disappears.
This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate, I think, therefore I am.
But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse.
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, " you're in here alot, are you an alcoholic?"
The horse ponders for a moment and responds " I don't think I am" and poof he disappears.
This is where philosophy students begin to snicker because they are familiar with Descartes postulate,
" I think therefore I am."
But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(snicker) *You don't know?*
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "You come here a lot; are you an alcoholic?" The horse ponders this for a moment and says, "I don't think I am."
POOF! The horse disappears.
At this point, a psychology student would begin to snicker because he knows about the Descartes postulate, "I think therefore I am."
I could have told you about that at the beginning of the joke, but that would have been putting Descartes before the horse.
There are 101 nuns on a bus....
They are all going on a trip. The head Mother Superior stand up and faces all the nuns. She says
"There seem to a problem going on in our church"
99 nuns gasp and one snickers.
She then hold up a condom and says
"I had found this in our chapel"
99 nuns gasp and one snickers.
"But don't worry" she says, "well find them soon, there's a hole in it"
99 nuns snicker and one gasps.
I was at the store and I asked the clerk to please give me 50 condoms to buy....
I heard two girls snicker behind me so I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, make that 52 condoms.
Snickers bars are now being shipped in packaging made from recycled old newspaper comics.
They're packed with Peanuts.
Why did the Snickerdoodle go to the psychiatric hospital?
Because it was a little cookie.
What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?
A MANDATE *snicker*
The new machine at the gym is my favourite...
It has snicker, skittles, kit kats and twix
Snickers bar
My friend one told me a joke about chocolate, it wasn't that funny, but I snickered!
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