The Best 14 Sneaky Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sneaky jokes. There are some sneaky robbers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sneaky piss puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sneaky Jokes and Puns

What do you call a sneaky cow?


I woke up last night from a noise somewhere in the house.

My wife turned to me and whispered "It must be a thief. Go downstairs and check."

Reluctantly, i went downstairs. I checked every room but couldn't find the thief.

I knew this sneaky guy was hiding somewhere but where?

Then i remembered- i don't have a wife.

With the massive downturn in international travel, aircraft manufacturer Fokker has started developing planes for the military. Their latest is a small, super stealthy reconnaissance plane that is almost undetectable!

It's called the Sneaky Little Fokker.

Farts are like ninjas because…

They're sneaky, they're dangerous, and if you see one, something has gone terribly wrong.

A Twos-Day Special

A Two was walking down the street, minding his own business, as another Two sneakily followed him. The Sneaky Two jumped on the other Two's back who shrieked: ahhh, you squared me .

What do you call a sneaky criminal that thinks he's superior to everyone walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What kind of salad dressing does a sneaky burglar use?

Hidden Alley Ranch.

Why should you be wary of Ash Ketchum when you're taking a shower?

Cos he might have a sneaky Pikachu

You have to be really sneaky to get a girl pregnant

The trick is to never let them know that you're coming.

Saying "Oh, look, here comes the jew laywer" is neither racist nor an insult. It's a compliment.

Everyone knows jewish people make the best lawyers. Because they're sneaky. And greedy.

Did you hear about the cunning joke teller with amnesia?

He pulled a little sneaky on you.

Did you hear about the cunning joke teller with amnesia?

You can explore sneaky sneakily reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sneaky snuck dad jokes. There are also sneaky puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

what type of shoes does a sneaky thief wear?


The least sneaky person I've met is Alan Glasscock...

You could always see him coming.

I'm writing a book on how to be sneaky...

...It's a lurk in progress.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sneaky slyly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sneaky misdemeanor piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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