Sneakers Jokes

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Funniest Sneakers Short Jokes

Short sneakers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sneakers humour may include short shoes jokes also.

  1. What do you call a guy thats half Mexican and half Chinese that wears only one sneaker? Juan Chu
  2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop. He is 5'10" and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weight? Meat.
  3. I bought a pair of sneakers from my drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with because I have been tripping all week.
  4. My drug dealer just bought me a new pair of sneakers for Christmas I can't tell what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day
  5. what goes thump thump thump squish thump thump thump squish

    a caterpillar with one wet sneaker.
  6. Bought sneakers from my drug dealer Idk what he laced them with, but I been trippin for hours
  7. The person who took my sneakers while I was on the jumpy castle at McDonald's Please grow up.
  8. I Have Good News and Bad News... -What's the bad news doctor?
    -We're going to amputate both your legs
    -And the good news?
    -I'll give you $20 for your sneakers.
  9. My drug dealer gave me a pair of sneakers. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
  10. I ordered a pair of sneakers from an online shopping site and found it to be defective. Is that an e-shoe?

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Sneakers One Liners

Which sneakers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sneakers? I can suggest the ones about new shoes and footwear.

  1. What kind of sneakers do chickens wear? Rebokbokboks
  2. What Shoes do Spies Wear? Sneakers.
  3. What do cops and sneakers have in common? They make black people run faster!
  4. What shoes does ninjas use? Sneakers.
  5. Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly? It was a sneaker. :)
  6. What kind of shoe does a thief wear? Sneakers!
  7. Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
    A: Sneakers.
  8. What kind of shoes do thieves wear? Sneakers.
  9. What kind of shoe do ninja wear? Sneak-ers
  10. What do athletic ninjas wear? Sneakers
  11. What do you call two men hiding inside a shoebox? Sneakers
  12. What item of clothing is essential for a spy? Sneakers
  13. I didn't hear my brother walk into the room Turns out he was wearing sneakers
  14. What kind of shoes do ninjas use? Sneakers.
  15. What do you call someone that steals shoes? A sneaker.

Sneakers joke, What do you call someone that steals shoes?

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What funny jokes about sneakers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean running shoes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sneakers pranks.

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

My girlfriend and I have an intimate relationship, but she got upset when I was using her toothbrush.

So I just said 'Hey, if YOU have a better way to get dogshit out of sneakers...'

why did the little shoe cry?

Because his mommy was a sneaker and his daddy was a loafer with only a penny to his name!

I was down in the s**... part of town last night and saw this guy selling sneakers, he looked a bit like a druggy, but I bought a pair off him anyway

I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping since.

So I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer....

I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?


What do Germans call Micheal Jordans sneakers?

Herr Jordan's AirJordans

What kind of shoes do Rogues wear?


What are ninja's favorite shoes?


Two men in the woods come across some bear tracks...

The first man takes off his boots and starts puttin on runnin sneakers.
The second man asks "do you really think you gonna outrun a bear?"
First man replies "I just gotta outrun you"

If I glued dollar bills to my sneakers, what would you call them?


Why do elephants wear red sneakers?

To hide in cherry trees.
You don't get it?
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
No? See it works.

I was trying on my new sneakers my husband bought me the other day...

Me: But, do they make my feet look big??
5-year old son: If I was your husband I'd say no. But yes.

20 years later and my wife still gets upset when I use her toothbrush.

20 years later and my wife still gets upset when I use her toothbrush.
So if anyone knows another way to get the dirt out from my sneakers, I'm all ears.

What is Thanos' favorite sneaker brand?

New Balance.

What is the difference between a creeper and a sneaker?

A creeper acts in poor taste; a sneaker tastes poor.

Guy walks into a bar completely n**......

except for a beat up old sneaker on one foot. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartender Hey man, can I get a beer?
The bartender shakes his head in disbelief, pours him a beer, and hands it to him. The bartender says Sir uh... I can't help but notice... you seem to have lost a shoe.
The man replies Nah dude I found one!

Racing a bear

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, 'What are you doing? Sneakers won't help you outrun that bear.' 'I don't need to outrun the bear,' the first guy says. 'I just need to outrun you.'

I'm thinking of buying some Velcro strips for my sneakers, and getting rid of the laces.

I mean, why knot?

the day after halloween, a trick or treater knocked on my door.....

he was dressed in just red tights and a red spandex shirt, red sneakers, red hat.
i said to him, "sorry little buddy, halloween is over, i dont have anything for you today...what are you supposed to be anyway>?"
he said "im a period, sorry im late..scared ya didnt i?"

needless to say he got a handfull of candy from one of my kids bags. how could you not reward that creativity?

Two Men on a Camping Trip See a Bear Heading In Their Direction.

The first guy starts to panic, while the second guy calmly begins to lace up his sneakers.
First guy: "Are you crazy? You can't outrun that bear."
Second guy: "No, but I can outrun you."

Sneakers joke, Two Men on a Camping Trip See a Bear Heading In Their Direction.

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