The Best 51 Sneakers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sneakers jokes. There are some sneakers nike jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sneakers crocs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Sneakers Jokes and Puns

The person who took my sneakers while I was on the jumpy castle at McDonald's

Please grow up.

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

Did you hear about the shoe store that was looted during the Ferguson riots ?

They took all the sneakers in the store but left all the work boots.

What shoes does ninjas use?


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I bought a pair of sneakers from my drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with because I have been tripping all week.

I was down in the sleazy part of town last night and saw this guy selling sneakers, he looked a bit like a druggy, but I bought a pair off him anyway

I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping since.

There is a clerk at the butcher shop. He is 5'10" and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weight?


Sneakers joke, There is a clerk at the butcher shop. He is 5'10" and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weight?

So I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer....

I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.

Bought sneakers from my drug dealer

Idk what he laced them with, but I been trippin for hours

What brand of sneakers are Charles Dickens's favorite?

Skechers by Boz!

What kind of shoes do ninjas use?


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What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?


What kind of shoes do thieves wear?


My drug dealer just bought me a new pair of sneakers for Christmas

I can't tell what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day

What Shoes do Spies Wear?


My uncle swears his sneakers are sandals

We all try to tell him they knot.

Sneakers joke, My uncle swears his sneakers are sandals

What do Germans call Micheal Jordans sneakers?

Herr Jordan's AirJordans

What did the police officer say at Footlocker?

What did the police officer say at Footlocker when he found a fresh pair of sneakers? I'ma Cop

I didn't hear my brother walk into the room

Turns out he was wearing sneakers

What kind of shoes do Rogues wear?


What are ninja's favorite shoes?


What item of clothing is essential for a spy?


What type of shoes does a ninja wear?


A friend just told me this pun and I thought I might share it. I don't know if it has been posted to this sub yet.

What do cops and sneakers have in common?

They make black people run faster!

What do jazz musicians and sneakers have in common?

They put their soul on the track.

What do Sneakers and Jews have in Common?

They're more common in 39 than 45.

Sneakers joke, What do Sneakers and Jews have in Common?

Two men in the woods come across some bear tracks...

The first man takes off his boots and starts puttin on runnin sneakers.

The second man asks "do you really think you gonna outrun a bear?"

First man replies "I just gotta outrun you"

Why can't you trust the guy dealing light-up sneakers on the street?

He's way too skechy

What kind of shoe do ninja wear?


What do you call two men hiding inside a shoebox?


I ordered a pair of sneakers from an online shopping site and found it to be defective.

Is that an e-shoe?

The best gear to wear for playing hide and seek is a leather poncho with Sketchers.

You'd literally be wearing hide and sneakers.

If I glued dollar bills to my sneakers, what would you call them?


Once upon a time there lived a pair of sneakers...

...especially the left one

What kind of shoe does a thief wear?


Why do elephants wear red sneakers?

To hide in cherry trees.

You don't get it?

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

No? See it works.

My drug dealer gave me a pair of sneakers.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

A thief got caught robbing my house

He wasn't wearing his Sneakers

What do athletic ninjas wear?


I Have Good News and Bad News...

-What's the bad news doctor?

-We're going to amputate both your legs

-And the good news?

-I'll give you $20 for your sneakers.

What do you call completely sound absorbing shoes?


I was trying on my new sneakers my husband bought me the other day...

Me: But, do they make my feet look big??

5-year old son: If I was your husband I'd say no. But yes.

What did the Arabian sneakers say when they accidentally kicked the person in front?


How would you know who is a billionaire in a black tie event?

Look for the dude wearing a T-shirt, jeans and sneakers

What do you call Kevin Durant's brand of sneakers?


20 years later and my wife still gets upset when I use her toothbrush.

20 years later and my wife still gets upset when I use her toothbrush.

So if anyone knows another way to get the dirt out from my sneakers, I'm all ears.

Racing a bear

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, 'What are you doing? Sneakers won't help you outrun that bear.' 'I don't need to outrun the bear,' the first guy says. 'I just need to outrun you.'

I'm thinking of buying some Velcro strips for my sneakers, and getting rid of the laces.

I mean, why knot?

What kind of sneakers do chickens wear?


the day after halloween, a trick or treater knocked on my door.....

he was dressed in just red tights and a red spandex shirt, red sneakers, red hat.

i said to him, "sorry little buddy, halloween is over, i dont have anything for you today...what are you supposed to be anyway>?"

he said "im a period, sorry im late..scared ya didnt i?"

needless to say he got a handfull of candy from one of my kids bags. how could you not reward that creativity?

Two Men on a Camping Trip See a Bear Heading In Their Direction.

The first guy starts to panic, while the second guy calmly begins to lace up his sneakers.

First guy: "Are you crazy? You can't outrun that bear."

Second guy: "No, but I can outrun you."

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