The Best 15 Sneaker Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sneaker jokes. There are some sneaker kang jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sneaker reebok puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sneaker Jokes and Puns

What do you call a guy thats half Mexican and half Chinese that wears only one sneaker?

Juan Chu

Guy walks into a bar completely naked...

except for a beat up old sneaker on one foot. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartender Hey man, can I get a beer?

The bartender shakes his head in disbelief, pours him a beer, and hands it to him. The bartender says Sir uh... I can't help but notice... you seem to have lost a shoe.

The man replies Nah dude I found one!

what goes thump thump thump squish thump thump thump squish


a Caterpillar with one wet sneaker.

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What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.


I was trying on my new sneakers my husband bought me the other day...

Me: But, do they make my feet look big??

5-year old son: If I was your husband I'd say no. But yes.

What is the difference between a creeper and a sneaker?

A creeper acts in poor taste; a sneaker tastes poor.

Sneaker joke, What is the difference between a creeper and a sneaker?

What is Thanos' favorite sneaker brand?

New Balance.

Why did the sneakerhead go to the hospital?

His shoe was laced :)

why did the little shoe cry?

Because his mommy was a sneaker and his daddy was a loafer with only a penny to his name!

What's the stealthiest type of footwear?

A sneaker.

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What do Sneakers and Jews have in Common?

They're more common in 39 than 45.

What did the sneaker say to the cat?

Shoe!

There are hype beast and sneaker heads,

But what about flip flop freaks?

You can't use your sneaker as a phone

The reception stinks.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sneaker vans jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sneaker shu piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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