The Best 8 Snarky Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snarky jokes. There are some snarky bitchy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snarky morphine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snarky Jokes and Puns

What do you call a snarky villain walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending

What do you call a snarky Russian king in a deep sinkhole?

A tsarchasm

What do you call a snarky thief going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Sorry if this is a repost. Heard it yesterday and thought you all would enjoy.

What do you call a prisoner with a snarky attitude going down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

My snarky boss nicked his thumb with a knife and missed two days of work.

I need your help with puns or cutting remarks.


What hymn did the snarky gamer suggest for Sunday mass?

The Halo: Combat Evolved theme song.

Everyone rejoiced.

Why did the snarky stripper lose her job?

She was bad at turning the other cheek!

Did you hear about the snarky prisoner who smarted off to the guard on the elevator?

He was a condescending con, descending.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snarky foulmouthed jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working snarky criminal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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