The Best 14 Snappy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snappy jokes. There are some snappy quicker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snappy timely puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snappy Jokes and Puns

My employees are developing weaponized crocodiles.

I told them to make it snappy.

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

There was this guy who had a pet centipede.

One day, he said, go get the paper, and make it snappy! Half an hour later, he goes outside, sees the centipede and says, didn't I say to make it snappy ? The centipede replies, I had to put on my shoes!

Snappy joke, There was this guy who had a pet centipede.



any jokes about electronic cigarettes?

I've recently started using one and every single person asks about it, why i use it, do i prefer it, etc, and i'd love to have a snappy joke or two to throw out about it!

A Colonel's wife was walking her dog in a military base.

She was pleased by the snappy salutes she received from a couple of soldiers who passed by.

The effect was lost when she overheard one soldier ask the other, "who is she?" and the other answered, "Don't know...but it is the colonel's dog!"


So, I'm having dinner with my Uncle at this chic restaurant. As he closed the menu shut, he says to the waitstaff I'll have the turtle soup and make it snappy!

Snappy joke, Dinner

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders a rubber band sandwich ...

He says And make it snappy

Just remembered my favourite dad joke of all time.

"Bring me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy."

Why did it take only one movie for Thanos to get all of the infinity stones?

Because he wanted to make it snappy.

A man walked into a bar...

He saw a sign that read "we sell all kinds of sandwiches"

The man says to the barman "Give me an Alligator Sandwich....and make it snappy!!"

You can explore snappy rapid reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean snappy quick dad jokes. There are also snappy puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What do you get when you cross an alligator and a bookshelf?

Snappy titles

I wrote a song about cutting down trees.

It's not a snappy tune, it just lumbers along.

Knew a guy who fashioned an entire suit out of rubber bands.

He was quite the snappy dresser.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snappy crisp jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working snappy chord piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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