The Best 8 Snapple Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snapple jokes. There are some snapple 7up jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snapple snapchat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snapple Jokes and Puns

What's Thanos' favorite drink?


What is Thanos' favorite drink?

Snapple Half 'n Half

What is one of Thanos' favorite things to drink?

A Snapple!

What do you call an iPhone that's bent in half?


Name Thanos's "go-to" beverage.

The Snapple

How did the Snapple talk to her friends?

On Snapchat.

I read a Snapple fact that said that only make fireflies can fly...

I guess that makes female fireflies "firewalks"

I just read a Snapple fact that said potatoes contain more chromosomes than humans.

That's retarded.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snapple icecube jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working snapple sonic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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