The Best 6 Snapping Turtle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snapping Turtle jokes. There are some snapping turtle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snapping turtle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snapping Turtle Jokes and Puns

You would think that I would eventually learn

That not everyone is grateful when you try to help them. I was driving the other day and saw an old guy trying to cross the road. I pulled over, turned on my blinkers and went to assist the fellow. This guy turned around, and came after me, and tried to bite me. Snapping turtles are a hell of a lot faster when they are mad.

*True story from a couple years ago*

From my 5 year old to her mother the other morning: My wife told my little girl that owls are nocturnal.

With a (well duh) face my daughter looked at my wife and said, " I know that mommy! Owls are not turtles! They're birds!"

My little girl got me to spit coffee with her snap back to my wife!

What do you call a reptile that goes to a poetry slam?

A snapping turtle.

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

I just realized what Mitch McConnell's spirit animal

It's a obese snapping turtle


Why did the turtle snap at the diver?

He was under a lot of pressure

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snapping turtle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working snapping turtle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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