Snapping Jokes
9 snapping jokes and hilarious snapping puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about snapping that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article introduces some of the funniest jokes featuring animals, particularly snapping turtles, giraffes, and staplers. Laugh wildly as these jokes take your imaginations away and bring a smile to your day.
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Amusing & Witty Snapping Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What is a good snapping joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Thanos' finger snap would have a greater impact if they found a way to make it seem like half the audience disappeared.
Apparently only DC movies can do that.
Yo mama so fat
Thanos had to snap twice.
A blonde goes to the dry cleaners.
She tells the attendant that she needs to have her dress cleaned.
However, the attendant wasn't paying attention. Snapping out of his day dream, he asked, "Come again?"
Giggling, the blonde replied, "No, just mustard this time."
My mom dropped this one on me
Mom and I, her 27-year-old son, had had an argument about my clothes. She pointed to a hole in my shirt and said, "There's a big hole in your shirt!"
I responded, "Yeah? Well there's a big hole in your face and dumb things keep coming out of it," pointing to her mouth.
Without a pause, she snaps back, "Not nearly as dumb as the thing that fell out of my other hole 27 years ago."
I hope they serve cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend
Just to show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.
A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck...
A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, "I want to be gorgeous." God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This want on and on throughout the group. God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically. By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground. When the man's turn came, he laughed and said, "I wish they were all ugly again."
Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "OH SNaP"
Jack and Jill work together in an office...
Things are getting very slow and the manager realizes he has to let one of them go but he can't decide. The manager approaches Jill and says "I have to lay you or j**...".
"j**...!" snaps Jill "I have a headache".
I walked in last night to find a paramedic crouching over my wife. Get your lips off my wife,
I snapped pulling him off her. But sir, I'm not kissing her! He pleaded. She's stopped breathing.
Do I need to repeat myself?
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