Snape Jokes

• Short Snape Jokes
• Snape One Liners
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Funniest Snape Short Jokes

Short snape jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The snape humour may include short potter jokes also.

1. Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher? Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.
2. Why was Snape so upset when Lily Potter was wrongfully terminated? She was never able to receive her Severus package.
3. Have you ever wondered why Severus Snape taught Potions and not Herbology? It's because his Lily died.
4. What did Dumbledore say to the potions teacher at Hogwarts when he fired him? This is your severance snape.
5. Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road? Because he didn't want anybody to see which side he was on!
6. What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear? Always.
7. I'm reading Lord of the rings, Galndalf just died... My wife asked me if Snape killed him.
8. Snape: "I think the Dark Lord has returned." Potter: "Are you serious?"
   Snape: "No, I'm Severus."
9. Why was Snape in the middle of the road? So you would never know what side he was on.
10. - Professor Snape, why are you m**...? >!\- You have your mother's eyes!!<

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Snape One Liners

Which snape one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with snape? I can suggest the ones about teach and wizard.

1. Why can Severus Snape never become a gardener His lilies always die
2. Why doesn't Snape teach herbology? His lily died
3. Why does snape teach potions and not herbology? He can't keep a Lily alive.
4. Why can't Snape be the Herbology teacher? He can't keep Lillies alive.
5. What do you call a Hogwarts teacher who's been made redundant. Severance Snape
6. Why does Snape teach potions and not Herbology? Because his Lily died
7. Harry Potter joke Q. Why can't Snape teach Herbology?
   A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
8. Cancer is officially as bad as Voldemort. They both killed Snape.
9. How does Severus Snape sneak up on a Gryffindor? By slitherin'.
10. I recently got a new spoiler on my car... It reads, Snape kills Dumbledore.
11. Harry Potter and friends never caught Dumbledore's killer. It was a total Snape hunt.
12. If Snape got fired... Would he receive a Severus package?
13. I always wondered why Snape never taught herbology. Then it dawned on me His Lily died
14. Why did Professor Snape hate Herbology His Lily died.
15. (OC)What did dumbledores ghost say? There's a snape in the grass.

Professor Snape Jokes

Here is a list of funny professor snape jokes and even better professor snape puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the name of the Hogwarts Professor that has an STI? s**... Snape

Hilarious Fun Snape Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about snape you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make snape pranks.