snape Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious snape puns

Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

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Why can Severus Snape never become a gardener

His lilies always die

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Why does snape teach potions and not herbology?

He can't keep a Lily alive.

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Have you ever wondered why Severus Snape taught Potions and not Herbology?

It's because his Lily died.

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Why does Snape teach potions and not Herbology?

Because his Lily died

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Harry Potter joke

Q. Why can't Snape teach Herbology?
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

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Cancer is officially as bad as Voldemort.

They both killed Snape.

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I recently got a new spoiler on my car...

It reads, Snape kills Dumbledore.

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What did Dumbledore say to the potions teacher at Hogwarts when he fired him?

This is your severance snape.

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How does Severus Snape sneak up on a Gryffindor?

By slitherin'.

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If Snape got fired...

Would he receive a Severus package?

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Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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(OC)What did dumbledores ghost say?

There's a snape in the grass.

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Ever wonder why Snape taught potions and not herbology?

It's cause his Lily died.

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What's the name of the Hogwarts Professor that has an STI?

Syphilis Snape

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I'm reading Lord of the rings, Galndalf just died...

My wife asked me if Snape killed him.

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What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral?

Nothing.

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

Because he didn't want anybody to see which side he was on!

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I always wondered why Snape never taught herbology. Then it dawned on me

His Lily died

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Harry Potter and friends never caught Dumbledore's killer.

It was a total Snape hunt.

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Snape: "I think the Dark Lord has returned."

Potter: "Are you serious?"
Snape: "No, I'm Severus."

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Why did Professor Snape hate Herbology

His Lily died.

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

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What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

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What are the most funny Snape jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Snape? Well, here are the best Snape dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Snape pick up lines to share with friends.

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