The Best 19 Snape Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snape jokes. There are some snape albus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snape severus snape puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snape Jokes and Puns

Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

Why was Snape so upset when Lily Potter was wrongfully terminated?

She was never able to receive her Severus package.

Why can Severus Snape never become a gardener

His lilies always die

Snape joke, Why can Severus Snape never become a gardener

Why doesn't Snape teach herbology?

His lily died

Why does snape teach potions and not herbology?

He can't keep a Lily alive.


Why can't Snape be the Herbology teacher?

He can't keep Lillies alive.

Have you ever wondered why Severus Snape taught Potions and not Herbology?

It's because his Lily died.

Snape joke, Have you ever wondered why Severus Snape taught Potions and not Herbology?

- Professor Snape, why are you masturbating?

>!\- You have your mother's eyes!!<

Why does Snape teach potions and not Herbology?

Because his Lily died

Harry Potter joke

Q. Why can't Snape teach Herbology?
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Cancer is officially as bad as Voldemort.

They both killed Snape.

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How does Severus Snape sneak up on a Gryffindor?

By slitherin'.

I recently got a new spoiler on my car...

It reads, Snape kills Dumbledore.

What did Dumbledore say to the potions teacher at Hogwarts when he fired him?

This is your severance snape.

If Snape got fired...

Would he receive a Severus package?

I always wondered why Snape never taught herbology. Then it dawned on me

His Lily died

Snape joke, I always wondered why Snape never taught herbology. Then it dawned on me

Harry Potter and friends never caught Dumbledore's killer.

It was a total Snape hunt.

Why did Professor Snape hate Herbology

His Lily died.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

Because he didn't want anybody to see which side he was on!


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