Snapchat Jokes

Funniest Snapchat Short Jokes

Short snapchat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The snapchat humour may include short social media jokes also.

1. My nickname is Snapchat.... My nickname is Snapchat because I only last 5 seconds and then disappear forever.
2. Burgundy sauce joke Check out what happens if you say Burgundy Sauce on Snapchat and then play it backwards by Michael Heid.
3. The Apple iPhone 8, Samsung Galaxy S8, Snapchat Spectacles, and the Amazon Echo Show all came out in 2017. Who won the year? The NSA
4. Which app does Thanos use to communicate with half of the universe? (Infinity War Spoilers) Snapchat
5. Social media in a nutshell Instagram: "I'm so pretty"
   LinkedIn: "I'm so good at my job"
   Twitter: "I'm so funny"
   Snapchat: "I'm a dog"
6. Did you guys hear about that weird snapchat knockoff that only lets you send pictures of sausages? It has the wurst ratings.
7. My daughter wanted to use a Snapchat filter on my face, but I wouldn't let her... I said, It would make me feel E-mask-ulated.
8. Cop: Sir, are you aware that your on your phone and speeding? Me: Well Snapchat says that I'm only going 45.
   Cop: Oh sorry sir have a nice day
9. I'm just looking for a nice high maintenance girl who uses the dogface on Snapchat, takes tons of selfies, and listens to Taylor Swift.
10. Guys are always making fun of girls for posting the same sunset all over Facebook and Snapchat, but I bet they didnt know this... RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 IS OUT TODAY!!!

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Snapchat One Liners

Which snapchat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with snapchat? I can suggest the ones about fun and format.

1. Someone actually wished me Merry Christmas Merry Christmas to you too, Team Snapchat
2. What is Thanos favourite social media? Obviously Snapchat
3. How do the fallen avengers talk to each other? Snapchat.
4. My ex used to call me Snapchat.... Because I'd only last for 10 seconds.
5. How do people talk to each other in the soul stone? Snap-chat
6. SNAPchatting to raise the score
7. Snapchat and basketball are pretty similar for me. Screen. Shot. Get. Blocked.
8. Thanos's favorite app - Snapchat
9. Neckbeards have finally found a way to get out of the friendzone Let Snapchat delete it.
10. Which app do you not want Thanos to use? Snapchat
11. New crazy snapchat friends ONLY
12. How did the Snapple talk to her friends? On Snapchat.
13. What is the similarity between a black father and snapchat? Gone in 24 hours.
14. I just purchased Snapchat's Shares !!!! But Can't seem to find them !?
15. "You call it snapchat, I call it speedwank" Frankie Boyle

Snapchat Filter Jokes

Here is a list of funny snapchat filter jokes and even better snapchat filter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Snapchat's new Congressional Testimony filter definitely... ...hit's the mark

Laughable Snapchat Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about snapchat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean online jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make snapchat pranks.