The Best 40 Snapchat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snapchat jokes. There are some snapchat gmail jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snapchat snapple puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snapchat Jokes and Puns

i asked my wife to send me a naughty picture on snapchat...

so she sent one of our kids playing in my electronics drawer

My nickname is Snapchat....

My nickname is Snapchat because I only last 5 seconds and then disappear forever.

Neckbeards have finally found a way to get out of the friendzone

Let Snapchat delete it.

Snapchat joke, Neckbeards have finally found a way to get out of the friendzone

SNAPchatting to raise the score

"You call it snapchat, I call it speedwank" Frankie Boyle


Snapchat thread (mine: Munteanu69)

New crazy snapchat friends ONLY

Snapchat joke, New crazy snapchat friends ONLY

Did you guys hear about that weird snapchat knockoff that only lets you send pictures of sausages?

It has the wurst ratings.

Snapchat and basketball are pretty similar for me.

Screen. Shot. Get. Blocked.

Social media in a nutshell

Instagram: "I'm so pretty"
LinkedIn: "I'm so good at my job"
Twitter: "I'm so funny"
Snapchat: "I'm a dog"

If Snapchat has taught me anything ....

.... it's that a lot of today's teens look better as farm animals.

You can explore snapchat paypal reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean snapchat online dad jokes. There are also snapchat puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


The Apple iPhone 8, Samsung Galaxy S8, Snapchat Spectacles, and the Amazon Echo Show all came out in 2017. Who won the year?

The NSA

My ex used to call me Snapchat....

Because I'd only last for 10 seconds.

How did the Snapple talk to her friends?

On Snapchat.

What is the similarity between a black father and snapchat?

Gone in 24 hours.

When your girl gets pregnant- B:Call me Snapchat

G: why?
B: Cuz i'll be gone in 24 hours

Snapchat joke, When your girl gets pregnant- B:Call me Snapchat

Someone actually wished me Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to you too, Team Snapchat

A Young Driver Gets Pulled Over

The police officer comes to his window.
"I pulled you over because you didn't have a seatbelt on"

The driver replies:
"Excuse me officer, I did."

He motions to his seatbelt, fastened. The officer looks unconvinced.

"You did not have that on when I passed you"

The young driver pulls out his phone.

"I did officer, I just took a Snapchat of it."

Which app does Thanos use to communicate with half of the universe? (Infinity War Spoilers)

Snapchat


Which app do you not want Thanos to use?

Snapchat

Thanos's favorite app -

Snapchat

What is Thanos' favorite social media?

Snapchat

What is Thanos favourite social media?

Obviously Snapchat

Things that didn't exist the last time England were in the semis

iPhone

Facebook

Google

Amazon

Android

Twitter

Instagram

iPod

Yahoo

YouTube

Snapchat

Spotify

Tesla

Skype

Uber

Airbnb

Bitcoin

Fitbit

Emojis

iPad

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Croatia

What's Thanos' favorite app on his Infinity Phone?

SNAPchat

What is Thanos' favorite app?

Snapchat

How do people talk to each other in the soul stone?

Snap-chat

Thanos got a new phone

He added half of his contacts on Snapchat

Guys are always making fun of girls for posting the same sunset all over Facebook and Snapchat, but I bet they didnt know this...

RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 IS OUT TODAY!!!

Cop: Sir, are you aware that your on your phone and speeding?

Me: Well Snapchat says that I'm only going 45.

Cop: Oh sorry sir have a nice day

What social media does thanos use?

Snapchat

What social media does Thanos prefer?

*snap*chat

How does Thanos communicate?

Snapchat

What's Thanos' messaging app is called?

Snapchat.

Whats Thano's Favourite Social Media?

Snap-Chat

Why doesnt Thanos use instagram?

He prefers SNAPchat.

What is Thanos' favourite social media platform?

Snapchat

My girlfriend broke up with me after I snapped her neck

She'd prefer if I snapped pictures of her face, but either way, "snapchat is dead like our relationship so goodbye."

How do the fallen avengers talk to each other?

Snapchat.

My daughter wanted to use a Snapchat filter on my face, but I wouldn't let her...

I said, It would make me feel E-mask-ulated.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snapchat users jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working snapchat myspace piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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