Snap Crackle Jokes

Funniest Snap Crackle Short Jokes

Short snap crackle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The snap crackle humour may include short snappy jokes also.

1. I read that Snap, Crackle and Pop were found murdered along with Captain Crunch and Tony the Tiger Authorities suspect it's the work of a cereal killer.
2. I'm mad my parents let me eat so many Rice Krispies growing up. They clearly absorbed into my body. Now every time I sit down I snap, crackle, and pop.
3. Does anyone know if Snap, Crackle, and Pop have a Twitter account? I could really go for a Rice Krispies tweet.
4. Hey Dad, you hear the one about the illegitimate cereal? Snap, Crackle, and no Pop.
   (I got that from this '70's movie)
5. Did you hear the Coco Pops monkey was recently murdered? Tony the Tiger, Snap, Crackle and Pop all got killed too.
   Police think its the work of a serial killer.
6. The King of pop is dead... The King of Snap and Crackle have been taken into protection after police suspect cereal killer.
7. I'm so tough... My rice bubbles don't go snap, crackle, pop , they go sssh, he's coming!
8. What's Spiderman's favorite kind of cereal? >!Rice crispies, because like him, they snap, crackle, and pop!<
9. Why was the Rice Krispies movie a box office flop? The story of Snap, Crackle and Pop is best told in serial.
10. "Snap! The Rice Krispie cereal mascot just isn't my type... ...his idea of a date is to just 'Crackle and Pop'"

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Snap Crackle One Liners

Which snap crackle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with snap crackle? I can suggest the ones about crumble and snort.

1. Tim's father has three sons: Snap, crackle, and...? Tim
2. My bones are Rice Krispies Snap Crackle Pop
3. David's Father has 3 sons Snap, crackle, and...?
4. Mike's dad has three sons.. Snap Crackle and...? Mike
5. What goes "Snap, Crackle, Pop"?
   A gangster lost in the woods.
6. What snaps, crackles and pops when you throw them on the ground? The elderly.
7. What does it sound like when two old people have s**...? Snap, crackle, pop.

Snap Crackle Pop Jokes

Here is a list of funny snap crackle pop jokes and even better snap crackle pop puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake? It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

Happy Snap Crackle Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about snap crackle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rustling jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make snap crackle pranks.