Snail Shell Jokes

You would think that taking off a snail's shell would make it move faster, but it actually just makes it more sluggish.

I saw a snail creeping slowly across the ground.

I thought if I remove his shell, he could move faster. But it only made him more sluggish.

Snail Racing

My friend owned a racing snail. It never won any races so he removed the shell to make it go faster. Sadly it didn't work, if anything it made it more sluggish

I bought myself a snail to race other snails..

I took its shell off to see if it would go any faster.
If anything it just made it more sluggish

I removed the shell from my pet snail...

because I thought it would move around quicker. Now it's just really sluggish

I took the shell off my racing snail...

... thinking it would make it go faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish.

Racing snail.

My racing snail hadn't been out for a while, so i took his shell off to make him more streamlined. Unfortunately, it just made him more sluggish.

I removed the shell of my racing snail to make it go faster.

But it just made it more sluggish.

I took the shell off my racing snail to speed it up.

If anything it made it more sluggish.

I had a racing snail...

To make him more aero-dynamic I took off its shell. If anything it made him more sluggish

I thought removing a snail's shell would make it faster...

Turns out, it only makes it more sluggish.

I took the shell off my racing snail, hoping it would make him faster.

But, unfortunately, it just made him more sluggish.

Did you hear about the snail that thought it might be able to go faster if it removed it's shell?

Did you hear about the snail that thought it might be able to go faster if it removed it's shell?
It actually ended up being more sluggish

Today I decided to take the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him move faster...

If anything he seems more sluggish!

I took the shell off my racing snail so that he would go faster

but now he is a little sluggish.

My snail entered a race, I took off his shell to make him faster. But It backfired.

If anything it made him more sluggish...

I thought my snail's shell was weighing him down,

but after I removed it he appeared even more sluggish.

Took The Shell Off Of My Racing Snail,

I Thought He Would Go Faster But It Only Made Him 'Sluggish'.

A guy wanted to speed up his snail - so he took it's shell off.

if anything, he made it more sluggish.

I used to have a a racing snail that kept losing.

I decided to remove its shell to try and speed it up, if anything it made it more sluggish.

I thought if I removed a snail's shell it would become faster

But instead it became more sluggish.

I wanted to help my pet snail.

He was really slow like, so one day I took off his shell, thought it'd make him more streamlined. Turns out it didn't. It made him more sluggish.

I took my pet snail's shell off to see if he could go faster.

But now he's just more sluggish.

I removed my snail's shell because I thought it would make him faster

It seems it only made him more sluggish.

Someone told me if you take a snail out of its shell, it'll move faster.

But actually, it just makes them more sluggish.

I removed the shell from my racing snail to help him go faster

If anything , it made him more sluggish

A snail thought taking off his shell would make him faster...

But it just made him more *sluggish*

I removed the shell from my racing snail thinking he'd be faster..

He's actually more sluggish now.

I had a snail when I was a kid

The snail was moving very slowly so I thought if I took his shell off he might move a bit quicker.
He ended up just being a bit sluggish.

I took the shell of my pet snail to see if it would move faster

If anything it's a little more sluggish...

I bought a racing snail

I bought a racing snail but it kept losing. In desperation I removed it's shell, thinking it would be lighter and faster.
It didn't work, it became more sluggish.

I took the shell off my racing snail to help him go faster.

Didn't work. It actually made him more sluggish.

I decided to remove my racing snail's shell to make him go faster.

But if anything, it just made him more sluggish.

The other day I was organising snail races

They were moving really slow. Then I thought if I remove their shells then they would go faster, but if anything they were more sluggish

You would think that a snail without a shell would move a bit faster...

But it's actually more sluggish.

Mugging

A tortoise went out for a few beers and despite being severely worse for wear decided to walk home through the rough part of town. Half way home he was set upon by four snails who beat him senseless and stole what little money he still had and as a final insult they sprayed obscenities on his shell . Utterly distraught he was taken to the local police station where the inspector asked if he could remember anything about the assailants .
No - it all happened so quickly

Two snails talking.

Snail One: I had to have my shell removed today.
Snail Two: So how are you finding it.?
Snail One: I feel a bit sluggish.

In hopes of making my racing snail faster, I removed its shell.

But it only became more sluggish

I removed the shell from a snail to see if it would make him move any faster.

It didn't work. If anything, now he's even more sluggish.

If you think snails would be faster without the shell, you're wrong...

They would just be more sluggish.
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My racing snail was too slow, so I tried removing his shell to speed him up

It made him even more sluggish

Did you hear about the snail who removed his shell?

He thought it would make him faster, but he just felt more sluggish.