Snail And Slug Jokes

29 snail and slug jokes and hilarious snail and slug puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about snail and slug that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Snail And Slug Short Jokes

Short snail and slug jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The snail and slug humour may include short snail jokes also.

  1. Two snails are on the beach. When they encounter a slug.
    "Quick! Turn around! We're on a nudist beach!" says one snail to the other
  2. a French man is carrying snails across a border to trade. A foreign native did not understand what he was buying and asked: "Are these pet slugs?"
    "no. Escargo."
  3. BREAKING NEWS: Snails in Puerto Rico losing their homes just as badly as the people. But with limited relief resources, they will have to slug it out for awhile.
  4. A snail and a slug got in a c**....
    When the police, ambulances and news reporters arrived, a reporter asked a tortoise what happened.
    He replied: "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

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Snail And Slug One Liners

Which snail and slug one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with snail and slug? I can suggest the ones about slug snail and snail shell.

  1. What do you do if you see two snails fighting Nothing, just let them slug it out
  2. I'm currently studying snails and slugs. It's safe to say I'm a slow learner.
  3. How do snails fight? They slug it out
  4. What do you call an extroverted snail? A slug
  5. TIL there more slugs in the world than snails because slugs... ...don't wear protection.
  6. What do you call a Muslim slug? A snail...
  7. What did the slug say to the snail Big issue sir?
  8. What is the best weapon against a hoard of giant zombie slugs and snails?
  9. What did the slug say to the snail? Would you like a copy of the big issue?
  10. What do you do when two snails have a fight?
    Leave them to slug it out.
  11. I went into Paris to eat some Snails... and ended up with a belly full of Slugs

Snail And Slug Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about snail and slug you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean slug jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make snail and slug pranks.

A snail is walking home from the pub one night, when he gets beaten up and mugged by two slugs...

He goes to the police, who ask him for a description of the attackers.
"To be honest, it all happened so fast..."

A slug was assaulted by a snail...

...and the snail was arrested and brought to trial.
At the trial the judge said, "OK, slug, tell the court what happened."
The slug said, "I don't know, your honor...everything happened so fast."

Two Slugs Go To the Races

Two slugs attend an automobile derby at which all of the drivers are snails. The two arrive in the middle of the race, and they quickly realize that while other races may have their cars numbered, this derby labels the vehicles with letters from A to Z. They're surprised by this, but quickly find that it makes identifying the cars much easier.
As they find their seats, they hear the growling of an engine off in the distance. Both turn to look just in time to see one of the snail motorists go whipping past them, far ahead of the competition. One slug turns to the other and says, "Look at that S car go!"